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Joe was sitting in Macdonald's at the time of the explosion, enjoying (well,
perhaps not enjoying as such) a MegaMac, he'd heard some kind of commotion
going on at Parrots and looked up just as Penny shot the grenade launcher.
He saw it whistle towards McKenzies, he saw it hit the window and heard a
loud Bonnnnngggg and that watched as it flew towards Macdonalds, his jaw
dropped and some half chewed burger fell out.
"Are you going to pick that up?" a macdonalds employee grumbled.
Joe leapt out of his seat, grabbed the employee and dived behind the service
counter. He skidded through an inch deep sea of burger fat (that's
obligatory in all macdonalds across the universe)and slammed into the deep
fat fryer.
There was a huge explosion and the building came crashing down around him.
In the few seconds between hitting the fryer and the explosion, Joe managed
to build a small shelter out of happy meal boxes and crawled inside.
Quite a crowd had gathered outside Macdonalds now, through the smoke and
settling dust they saw a figure, green and blue eye's glowing brightly. Joe
stepped out of the smoke, flicked a ciggarette into his mouth, picked up a
burning piece of timber and lit the ciggy.
"That really bought the house down" Joe said in an Arnold Schwarzenegger
voice. Then realised he had lit the wrong end of the ciggarette and was
smoking butt. 'Damn' Joe thought, 'There goes my cool image'
He stooped down, picked up a rather charred looking megamac, sat down at a
rather charred table and finished his meal.
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