Car! Car!

> DJ must have been 20 feet in the air. She screamed with delight and
> did a double back flip before landing perfectly on the ground. She
> turned her head and looked for Chris behind her. He wasn't there.
She
> turned around and was surprised to see him in front of her, gliding
> and scanning the surroundings.
> "That's wrong!" DJ screamed as she saw a giant potato with arms
> punching a giant carrot with legs that was kicking him.
> Without warning, DJ fell face first onto the virtual pavement, her
> palms skidding painfully. She turned around and looked up at a
nearby
> tree. A small, brown, furry creature hopped up and down on a
branch,
> laughing.
> "Did I injure your spine?" it giggled hysterically.
> DJ flipped him off. "No, puke-face."
> Wiping her knees and palms off, she got up and looked for Zodar. He
> was way ahead of her.
> D'Arcy-Jada narrowed her eyes playfully. "I don't think so, Zodar."
> With that, she sped off after him.
Chris looked around. He was in the lead. Several things seemed wrong;
the Goldfish walking a stick, the baseball bat that had a beer gut,
the lava pit which had people playing in it happily, the Car driving
alongside him with these little brown guys in it...
All of which disappeared when Chris yelled "Wrong!", except the car.
Chris looked at it carefully and was beginning to be confused.
He yelled "WRONG!" again, but, yet again, it didn't change.
"Hahaha... He thinks we're anomalies in the game... Hahaha!"
"Well you are aren't you?" Chris was extremely confused.
Chris and the Car of fuzzballs dodged an obstacle and continued the
conversation.
"No! No, no, no. You've got it all wrong, pig. We're here to break
your legs."
Chris's vision switched between the road and the car as he saw the
occupants of the car pull out guns.
"I can't believe it. I'm going to be shot at by a gang of fuzzy
little turds." Chris said, laughing.
"Say what you want, it's just going to ensure that you go down!"
And with that, the creatures opened fire on Chris, who was now having
to worry about more than the variations in the landscape.
After alternatively successfully and unsuccessfully evading the
bullets, Chris had an idea.
Chris moved gradually closer to the rear of the car and jumped onto
the boot. He then made his way onto the roof.
"Thanks for the lift guys, I'll just chill here for a while." Chris
shouted over the side of the car to get the animals annoyed.
"It doesn't matter. Your friend is about to pass us, and we simply
won't let her pass us! We have a secret weapon!"
"And what would that be?"
"Oh, only your everyday RPG launcher."
Chris went pale for a second as he imagined the worst case scenario
in his head. "No! I won't let you!"
"How can you stop us when you're up there?! Hahaha!"
Zodar looked back down the road to see DJ closing in.
She saw Chris on the roof of the car. "Nice way to cheat, Chris!"
Chris desperately tried to get the message to her "I'm not cheating!
I'm surviving! I suggest that you do the same!"
"Why should I?" DJ said as she came up alongside the car with the
gang of small, brown, furry creatures packing RPG launchers. "Oh,
point taken." Said DJ as a huge explosion went off beside her.
"Get up here!" Chris shouted as DJ skillfully changed direction and
was missed again.
DJ made her way to the back of the car where Chris had his hand out
to help her up.
The two sat on the roof, exhausted.
A voice from within the car spoke to them in an agitated voice. "Well
if you aren't going to play fair, WE WON'T EITHER!"
DJ looked at Chris. "That doesn't sound good."
Chris looked worried. "I agree, let's get out of here! Use your
rocket boosters to jump off the car!"
"I was thinking the same thing!" DJ yelled back.
The two sprouted blue jets of flame from their rollerblades and flew
forward throught the air as the car exploded into flames.
"The creatures had killed themselves to get us." Chris said to
himself as the two powered toward the finish line.
<How does this finish, DJ?>