Frank Harris (no title)

Blue Dwarf
Promenade
Harris wasn't happy, more to the point he was even more unhappy then
usual. His message to Earth about his possible sister still hadn't
been replied to yet, Jill had informed him that Dren Walker was
planning on suing him and now he had yet another complaint to deal
with.
Harris walked aside of the promenade director Elizabeth Padbury
listening as she complained. "A couple of your staff ram raided one
of the shops with a golf cart."
"A golf cart!" Harris commented. "What kind of damage could a golf
cart do?!"
"The gold cart was launched from a giant catapult at the shop!"
Badbury explained.
"A giant catapult?" Harris enquired. "Where the hell did they get
that?!"
"It appears they made it from knicker elastic." Badbury told the
Major.
"Explaions why so much women's underwear has been going missing for
the past few weeks." Harris muttered.