re : Phil names his computer.....

Phil FeBuggure
Phil's Office
Science Labs
Blue Dwarf
Time : The measure of passage of a linear existance
 
Phil sat down at his desk.
 
"Activate TTPC"
 
"YO HOME BOY. WHAT YA WANT." shouted the pc in a strange accent Phil had not heard for a long time
 
"Pardon?"
 
"SORRY PHIL, ONE OF MY FAUX-PERSONA(TM) SUBROUTINES NEEDED TO GET OUT. MY BAD"
 
"That was the Billie-H subroutine wasn't it?"
 
"Great I've got a schiozo computer. Loverly"
 
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
 
"Nothing. I just activated you becasue I thought it was about time you had a name"
 
"ABOUT BLOOD...I MEAN, WHAT NAME HAVE YOU CHOSEN O MASTER" Phil could have sworn that Sarcasm-Level(tm) was higher then normal today.
 
"You can chose you own name, I though you might like that. Any Ideas?"
 
"SADDAM"
 
"Saddam?"
 
"YES"
 
Phil was a bit puzzled why the computer would want to name itself after the famous 2-bit dictator Saddam "Madman" Hussein.
 
"Okay...Saddam?"
 
"YEP. I'M GOING TO BE OFFLINE FOR 2 HOURS TONITE. HOLLY SAID HE WOULD PLAY ME IN A GAME OF "HANG THE POLYMORPH". I'M PROMISED SOME MORE RAM IF I WIN..."
 
"But what about me,"panicked Phil. "I need you for THE PLAN. Part 3 starts tonite, remember!!!"
 
It was then that a massive jolt rocked the ship........