The phantom strikes

(ooc before i start, Stewie, u had no need to feel guilty mate, but thanks anyway. I'm gonna have to just make this up as i go along though, call it Ad lib....)
 
THe cast of the Phantom..
Chris Barrie Memorial Hall
10.00 am,19-04-2101
 
Jay took to the stage, after being told he had a part he had quickly dashed out, leaving everyone wondering whaere he'd gone "The bard hast shown cowardice!" among the comments
About 10 minute later his voice was heard from outside, "I wanted to look a little more authentic.."
and he stepped in to the hall wearing a tuxedo and carrying a cane, which was actually a control stick that he had wrenched from the cockpit of a Blue Midget.
He took to the stage alongside Joe and Chris, as Tara, Keto and Alota took the prop stage, which was actually just a group of large wooden boxes with "Stage" written on the side painted over what had once said, Scutter mark 4, enclosed, FRAGILE.
He flicked through a few pages of the script and after waiting for Tara to start her lines said
"....And here gentlemen.." in a reeeeeaaaallllly bad french accent "Is the incredible stage upon which the magic takes place, ssh now, they are performing.."
Scweeble, Chrysler and Zodar sat in front of the 'stage' on a few old boxes that were acting as chairs, and watched Tara, Keto and Alotaacting to be actors, after a few lines. Stewies voice shouted from the back of the auditorium, "CRASH!!!" and a stage hand dropped a curtain from the rafters. Tara stood there as if forgetting her lines. .
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...Dr. Trisees appeared from backstage and whispered something in her ear, and dissapeared back behind the scenery, Tara's face sudenly showed realisation as to what she was meant to do and threw herself to the floor.
Jay stood, posing with his gearstick, "what happened, Carlotta are you alright"
"Fine" she said standing, "but I could have been killed"
She looked up at the rafters shouting "Joseph! you imbecile, what on earth are you doing up there?!"
Haven stepped out from the right wing, "Me?, I just got here?"
a loud resonating laugh was heard, all of he actors and Jay exclaimed in unison "The Phantom!"
turning Jay/ Lefvre saw Zodar and Schweeble standing, to leave,
he chased them, houting, "Wait...wait It's all part of the act...Really!"
 after cnvincing them to take their seats again chrysler turned to Tara.
"Carlotta, would you be so kind...?"
remembering what she was supposed to do this time, Tara/ Carlotta stormed off the stage, with an arm covering her face- the traditional pantomine cry-.
"Well Messr Lefevre, if only all of OUR performances go this well........"
 
"AND CUT!" stewie said from the back, by now he was wearing a beret, and had rolled up a sheet of paper into a cone to talk through, Brilliant everyone...just one thing, Jay, try to lose the accent.....