Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] He has a nice side?!

> Location:- Medi- bay
> Time:- after the RW competition and POTO rehearsals
> People:- Tara, Harris, Keto, Shakespeare and Allie
> Harris merely shook his head and muttered. "Bloody
> useless." Then Harris turned to Tara and said. "I
trust you are ok?"
> "Never felt better" Tara said sarcastically then
> added "sir" in a suck up tone
> "Well we had better get you to the medi - bay then"
> said the mardi (*)
> security officer.
>
> In the medi - bay Tara and Harris were greeted by
> Dr. Keto and Dr.
> Shakespeare practising their lines for the Phantom
> of the opera production.
> Major Harris did an attention seeking cough and
> silenced the medi - bay
> "This young lady needs some medical treatment" said
> Harris and left before he
> could get an answer. As the Major swooped out of the
> room Phil came in,
> "Oh hi Phil" said Tara. Phil didn't respond at first
> then said
> "Oh right that's me isn't it"
> "Are you all right Mr FeBuggure?" said Dr. Keto and
> approached holding a
> bottle of ointment 76958687586957757659585748949.3
> which smelled rather badly
> "I'm fine Doctor" said Phil
> "Why didn't you come to rescue me?" Tara said and
> burst into tears...
Allie blinked. What was she talking about, rescuing
her? Here came the big moment...
"Sorry I didn't rescue you, Tara," Allie said in
Phil's voice, "but I was busy with my new girlfriend."
Tara stared at him/her as if she/he had two heads.
"What!?" she screeched.
Phil nodded. "Sorry it has to end this way, Tara,
but you're just not what I'm looking for in a women.
I've found someone else and I'm much happier with
her."
Tara began to wail. "What's going on? What did I
do?"
Phil/Allie remained stone-faced. "Nothing. You
didn't do anything for me. Sorry, you're just not good
enough. Good-bye, Tara." She/he left the room.
Once outside, Allie made her way down the corridors
of Blue Dwarf wearing a great big smile. A few people
stopped and asked her why he was so happy. Phil had
replied that he had a new girlfriend and dumped that
little girl Tara. Most people had returned a shocked
expression, saying they had thought Phil and Tara were
a great couple.
"Well, that's what you get for thinking," Allie had
replied snootily each time.
Back in her quarters, Allie changed her image back
to her normal self. She couldn't stop grinning. That
plan couldn't have turned out better. Not only was
Tara extremely upset, but people would now think Phil
was a jerk.
"Oh, you are a genius," she cooed to herself, and
made her way to Parrott's for a celebratory drink.
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