Flashback : What we did in the pinball game

<<This is very confusing at the moment because so many plots are going on at the same time so bare with me>> Place: Cargo bay Time: Lost my watch in airlock Characters: Phil/craig, Alota, Tara Phil, Alota and Tara where getting ready to go in for their pinball tournament challange. They where doing a few checkups on their robot Kamikazi (I dunno how to spell properly, hey I'm only human uh I think?) checking that it had enough plastic explosives packed in the hull and a few tweeks here and there. After much begging Tara got controll of the controls. As Alota, Tara and Phil where wheeling Kamakazi in Phil discreatly left, well it would have been discreet if he hadn't of tripped over Matilda the house robot who looked mighty cheesed off. Then Alota and Tara disapeared to one of the stands to control the robot. Craig came out of one of the side doors "Well ladies and gentleman here is one of the favourites amoung the judges Kamakazi driven by Alota Viagra and Tara Clevage. Let the battle commence". The mysterious voice from no where came some where "three two one activate" and Alota and Tara did. But Tara sneezed just about when they where going to do the pinball, she accidently hit the light speed switch sending the bot here there and everywhere knocking everything over. When Tara finally realised what she was doing she let go of the button and the machine stopped. Everything in the arena was on fire, even the things that where non flamable "Well" Alota said "That was eh good wasn't it?" "You didn't see a single thing did you Alota?" "Not really Tara" "Good cause that makes two of us". "Ladies and Gentleman Kamikazi destroys the arena with a sneeze. I am getting the score for Kamakazee... 1056... oh sorry thats 1506" Craig finishes and winks at Tara and Alota. Back in the pits Tria appeared on the screen, "And what happened to me controlling this wepon of mass destruction?" Tara and Alota did a double take and Alota said "Well it was her fault she sneezed and hit the light speed button not the one to make you controll Kamakazee" at that point a man in a really gaudy hawian style shirt and dodgey trousers came up to the Kamakazee team with a microphone and said "Well ladies how did it go?" "Smeg off jerk" said Tara