Doctor Raoul Keto

"Raoul," murmured Keto, testing the name, "Raoul, hmm...I guess
that will..."
"Attention," said Holly's voice over the announcement system,
interrupting Keto's musings, "Would Dr Keto kindly remember that he's
supposed to be controlling a possibly lethal but more likely
laughable machine in the Robot Wars arena very shortly?"
Keto blinked, looked around at the stage, and a slow smile spread
across his face.
"Aha-ha-ha..." he managed, then without further ado spun on his
heel and sprinted up the corridor.
The cast of the Phantom of the Opera stared after him for a moment,
listening to the dying sounds of his feet on the metal of the
corridor. Just as they turned away there was a thump from the
corridor, and someone yelled something about useless giant twigs
standing in the middle of walkways.
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OOC: Heh, trying to do an audition and Robot Wars at the same time
requires a force of will (or insanity) that Keto apparently doesn't
quite possess...