**Action** "Chicken McNuggets pt1"

**ACTION**
"Chicken McNuggets part 1"
 
Date 9/14/2100
Around 1:00ish
 
A team of Blue Dwarf personnel walked to the lower areas of the Orbital Poultry facility.
The science team consisted of chief science officer Larry Rongside and Phil FeBuggure. A security team also went with them comprising of Sergeant Jackson, a nervous Ensign Donover and an impassive but scary looking Private 'Doom Harbinger'.
A giggling Lieutenant Smegg and Marlene Cauty who were still recovering from the effects of a 'happy-bomb' tagged along too as they thought it might be a laugh.
 
The security team and the science team both had different agendas, the science team wanted to track down the Mutant chicken, capture it and take it back to the ship for study.
The Security team were there to protect the scientists, really they just wanted to track down the mutant chicken and "shoot the f**ker into oblivion".
 
"This way." said Phil looking at his 'Poultry-Pointer' and pointing with his finger in one direction.
The team followed him into a dead end corridor. Phil never took his eyes off the device in his hand. "This way" he pointed back where they had come from.
 
Meanwhile in the sickbay, Major Harris grunted in annoyance as Dr. Ventrite cleaned his chicken-wounds.
"Here take deese" said Josh in his fake Jamaican accent and handing Harris some purple pills. "dey'll make you feel....good."
 
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Drive room
At the same time
 
Commander Niples walked into the drive room to see everyone spinning around on their swivel chairs to see who could get the dizziest.
The new navigation officer Kieran Loes stopped and blushed when he saw the Commander enter. Everyone else stopped and pretended to carry on with their work.
 
Seymour chuckled to himself and walked to his office. As soon as the door closed his muffled voice could be heard.
"Oh for Gods sake!!!!"
He stuck his head out of the door, behind him was a stack of paper on his desk.
"Will somebody please tell Captain Cannon that I'm not going to do his work!"
 
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Lower areas of the Poultry facility
 
The group followed Phil FeBuggure who kept saying "its really close now, it's really close now..."
"You've been saying that for the last half hour!" stated Sergeant Jackson holding his energy-rifle over his shoulder.
"it's really close now..." Phil repeated.
"Yeah right." said Donover then promptly crapped himself as he saw what happened next.
 
The mutant foul leaped out from behind a bulkhead and started sqwarking and flapping it's wings around to try to scare them.
Sergent 'Tiny' Jackson calmly raised his rifle to his exceptionally high eyeline and aimed at the creature.
Private Doom Harbinger pulled out two large bazukoids from under his dark and dreary cloak, the chicken started to look worried.
 
Ensign Donover nervously pulled out his pistol, but it was too late- the huge bird pounced on him, knocking him to the floor and bounded down the corridor.
Doom and Jackson ran after it, shooting warning shots as they did. The chicken ran off into a side corridor to avoid an explosion caused by Doom's bazukoids. The security officers ran after it.
 
The scientists ran after the security officers shouting at then not to shoot it. Donover picked himself up and ran after them, leaving only Jason Smegg and Marlene Cauty in the corridor rolling over each other in laughter.
 
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Meanwhile not far away in the Poultyry facility's KFC kitchens.
 
"How're the burgers coming along Fred?" asked Jim the head cook.
"Not too bad actually Jim, I burned the edges a bit but its alright."
"Another number 5 please Fred, but make it quick somebody out here's starving." shouted Jim across the kitchen.
"Ok but we're out of chicken again, tell them upstairs to send in some more..."
 
Just then a huge, scary looking mutant chicken burst through the back door and ran through the kitchen knocking cutlery and pans everywhere.
"Bloody hell," said Jim "now thats what I call fast food!"
 
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5 minutes later
 
Doom and Tiny Jackson skidded out of a dark corridor onto the light top deck of the space station on a cross-roads.
"Which way did it go?" asked Jackson.
Doom stared in all directions with his manic bloodshot eyes. "I don't know." he announced.
 
A few seconds later a breathless Larry and Phil ran onto the deck. Phil looked at his gadget.
He pointed in the direction of where the Blue Dwarf was docked.
"It went that way."
 
 
<<Ok guys, could you all post about what you are doing up to this point, I've written this post as a guideline for the storyline but I've left out a lot of description so you can fill that in. But could you please not go much further than this as I have plans to finish this storyline off.>>
 
But will Harris accept the drugs?
What do Smegg and Marlene find so funny?
 
<<You decide!!>>
 
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