Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Phantom of the Flopra

That is all - I'll deliver the roles later
--- John Caulfield <noodle155@...> wrote:
>
> Joe modified his Darth Maul mask, cut of the bottom
> right corner and painted
> it white. He put it on and turned round to everyone.
> "How does it look?" Joe asked
> Two people who had come along to watch the audition
> fainted and another ran
> away screaming.
> The sight of one blue eye and one green eye gleaming
> behind the mask was
> quite a frightening thing.
> "Excellent" said Joe and took the stage.
>
> "Well Christine my love" Said Joe/the Phantom in a
> deep scary voice "Shall
> we?" he took Christine's and went to lead her down
> the steps.
> The problem was that with the mask on Joes
> peripheral vision was reduced and
> he didn't see the stairs. There was a loud crash as
> Joe just walked off the
> stage.
> He got up quickly and pretended that it didn't
> happen.
> "The way i see it Christine is that you have two
> choices, number one: you
> stay with me for all eternity, bwahahahah, or two:
> you can leave me and i
> kill Raoul? the choice is yours"
> "But don't make your mind up yet, here's our Graham
> with a quick reminder"
> came a voice from the back followed by laughter.
> (for those of you not in
> the UK, Graham is a voice over man from a show
> called Blind Date)Joe fixed
> his glare on the source of the voice and it quickly
> ran away screaming.
> The light's suddenly went off and everything went
> pitch black, some ominous
> sounding organ music drifted up from under the
> stage, the lights came back
> on and the only thing left on the stage was Joe's
> mask.
>
> "Excellent" said Stewie "Bravo"
> Joe came back onto the stage "You really think so?"
> "Yes marvelous, you need to learn where the steps
> are though" said Stewie.
>
> <Anyone else need to audition or is that it?>
>
>
>
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