Phantom of the Flopra

Joe modified his Darth Maul mask, cut of the bottom right corner and painted
it white. He put it on and turned round to everyone.
"How does it look?" Joe asked
Two people who had come along to watch the audition fainted and another ran
away screaming.
The sight of one blue eye and one green eye gleaming behind the mask was
quite a frightening thing.
"Excellent" said Joe and took the stage.
"Well Christine my love" Said Joe/the Phantom in a deep scary voice "Shall
we?" he took Christine's and went to lead her down the steps.
The problem was that with the mask on Joes peripheral vision was reduced and
he didn't see the stairs. There was a loud crash as Joe just walked off the
stage.
He got up quickly and pretended that it didn't happen.
"The way i see it Christine is that you have two choices, number one: you
stay with me for all eternity, bwahahahah, or two: you can leave me and i
kill Raoul? the choice is yours"
"But don't make your mind up yet, here's our Graham with a quick reminder"
came a voice from the back followed by laughter. (for those of you not in
the UK, Graham is a voice over man from a show called Blind Date)Joe fixed
his glare on the source of the voice and it quickly ran away screaming.
The light's suddenly went off and everything went pitch black, some ominous
sounding organ music drifted up from under the stage, the lights came back
on and the only thing left on the stage was Joe's mask.
"Excellent" said Stewie "Bravo"
Joe came back onto the stage "You really think so?"
"Yes marvelous, you need to learn where the steps are though" said Stewie.
<Anyone else need to audition or is that it?>
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