Re: New Catalogue

Hey, are you from Australia?
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@y..., Dave Innes <tardisdave@y...> wrote:
> McKenzie's April/May Catalogue
>
> "The store with the old fashioned service!"
>
> Ladies Fashion wear
> New stock has arrived from the chic outlets of
> Miranda.
>
> Ladies' D'Abo Holowear blazers
> For the women who wants to work in
> fashion.
> $£59.05
>
> Ladies' Chanel Casualwear
> Comes in wide range of colours, with
> tracksuit tops and pants.
> $£50.15
>
> Ladies' Allstar working shoes
> Best suited with formal suit. Comfortable
> and sleek for all offices.
> $£10.25 (pair)
>
> Ladies' RunWear Sport shoes
> Appropriate for all occassions
> in the field of sport and recreation.
> $£9.35
>
> Ladies' Fillda Bras
> Avaliable in all sizes, for the women
> who need that extra support.
> $£5.05
>
> Ladies' HoloFash Casual Wear
> For the dead women of the 22nd
> Century.
> $£29.05
>
>
> Mens Fashion wear
> The best and most fashionable of mens wear
> around.
>
> Mens' Saunders Holowear Office wear
> For the men who need to keep in office
> fashion.
> $£44.05
>
> Mens' SpIrIt Casualwear
> All sizes, shapes & colours avaliable,
> shirts, trousers and tracksuits.
> $£25.15 ea
>
> Mens' Cl'areke formal shoes
> Best suited with Cl'areke suits. Fashionable
> and reasonable for all offices.
> $£8.25 (pair)
>
> Mens' Slaz'angel Sport shoes
> A must have for all occasions
> in the area of sport and recreation.
> $£7.35
>
> Mens' Bond briefs
> Avaliable in all sizes, for the men
> who ... I'll leave it there.
> $£6.05
>
> Mens' HoloFash Casual Wear
> For the dead man of the 22nd
> Century.
> $£26.05
>
>
> Audio/Visual
> You need the best? Go to McKenzie's and
> you'll get the best damn Audio Visual stuff ever.
>
> DVD/VCD Player, modifier & recorder
> It has everything you can possibly want!.
> $£121.05
>
> TV UHF/VHF/AHF/OHF/OAF/FHA Variety bands
> Absolutely every damn visual band in the
> cosmos.
> $£232.05
>
> Stereo CD/TAPE/DISC with full bass
> You want to rock the house? Get this
> stereo with 129 range bass control!!!
> $£426.05
>
> Bass/Treble alternator (suit. TV)
> To raise the bass and treble on your own
> TV.
> $£96.05
>
>
> Erotica
> Performance enhancing, "Well, Hello" and
> "The Usual Boy meets girl stories" are used
> to describle McKenzie's Erotica section. You'll
> see why!
>
> I'm Porn
> Latest pornographic film - 170 mins.
> $£25.05
>
> Vibrating plastic frogs
> Feeling good at all times, this frog will
> spice up any evening.
> $£5.05 ea
>
> Erotic tennis balls
> New stock arrived in all colours -
> see the range.
> $£6.05 pack of 3
>
> Stimulating pillows
> No questions asked regarding this.
> $£10.05
>
>
> Computers
> All the computers and accessories that you
> will ever need!
>
> Intel 967 with controllable crash levels
> All usual refinements with crash controls.
> $£1121.05
>
> Miza Laserjet printer
> Quickest printer in the business - 5 pages
> per second.
> $£902.05
>
> Keya Keyboards
> Keyboard with every control imaginable
> plus electrofying security.
> $£99.99
>
> Chenda CD Copiers
> Complete set of CD copiers (1 complete copy per
> 2 minutes.
> $£1000.05
>
>
> See inside store for more bargains and things you need! We still
also need:
> * Part time checkout attendants
> * Full time Cheif of Staff
> * Full time store staff.
>
> Yours,
>
> Stewie McKenzie
>
>
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