Craig Charles

On thesubject of is Craig really black and from Liverpool. Yes he is half black and from Liverpool, he was born on the 11 July 1964. You lot are so racest why can't he be black and from liverpool?! I don't see where you lot  
are comeing from with that attitude. Oh and people, whatch what you say about Lister or Craig, I know where you live and will get Harris to beat you up if you dis Craig again.
Oh smeg have I just said too much? I am now going to find a dark corner where no-one can mock me for who I have a huge crush on <slinks away quietly>.