More then one way to skin a cat

Blue Dwarf
Security office
A very bored member of security staff sat watching through the videos
supplied by the shops aboard the Blue Dwarf.
He had woken up this morning with the mother of all hangovers and
went through the quick panicky pre-consciousness check-up of: who am
I, where am I, who is he/she, good god, why am I cuddling a
policeman's helmet, what happened last night. Thank god that he only
had to answer who am I, where am I and what happened last night.
He came over to the tapes the shop keep Stewie supplied. But his
mind wasn't really on it, he was thankful that Harris had removed
himself from duty and left Jackson in charge as no matter how well
you cover up something you don't want to be found out Harris always
did and usauly used them against you. That was how he managed to
keep the wilder bunch of the security department under control. Boy,
did he have a lot of things he wanted to hide.
He slid in the tape and when it started to play the only thing on the
viewer was blackness. Well, he ejected the tape and looked at the
label, not surprising the tape was just blackness since the label was
to the camera that was trashed. Then he picked up the 'other' tape
from the pile of tapes the shop keep had supplied, Stewie had more
then the just one security camera and quite a few of them were
amazely left untouched after the firefight.
The image came to life and the security officer saw that 3rd tec,
better know as a chicken soup machine repair men for that was all
they really did, Dren Walker and what was this. Surely he wasn't
taking a suit with paying? Yep, he had stolen a suit. The security
officer added it to the list of crimes he had been making that he was
going to report to Jackson with.
The security officer unpaused the tape and continued to watch
thinking to himself, this is bloody boring!