New redshirt!!!!

New crewmember.
We have another new crewmember who will be joining the ship soon. Private Doom Harbinger will join Major Harris' team of elite security officers!
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biography:-
NAME: - Doom Harbringer (actually Kevin Davidson but if he is referred to as this he simply inhales deeply and screams. This continues until he is addressed properly)
GENDER: - Male (We think)
AGE: - As old as time itself he will say (26)
RACE: - Unknown when they tried to determine this some time ago the computers crashed and 3 Doctors went home with migraines. (We suppose human, as it is the one he screams about the least indicating a possible preference)
APPEARANCE: - Stalks about in a torn filthy robe with half the hood missing. He is wild eyed eternally bloodshot so original color can\rquote t be determined. Dirty Matted hair that looks as if it would eat the shampoo if it was applied to it people have often sworn they heard growling coming from it, indeed when put under a scanner he was accused of smuggling alien life around on his head. His skin shares much of the same characteristics of his hair He looks for all the world like the victim of the worlds worst hangover. Stalks about with t he standard "END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH" board strapped to his chest and strangely carrying a cutlery knife "The Fools wouldn't let me take my scythe" he will reply when asked about this item.
POSITION: - Security Officer
RANK: - Private
Doom is good at his job because most possible invaders make excuses about the wrong ship and hastily retreat when they see him approach.
PERSONALITY: - He is one of those people you are never quite sure about owing to the fact that he is avoided like the plague (which some say he has contracted so maybe it should be avoid him AND the plague. However persistent people have found him to be completely nuts. He dribbles a lot and is prone to jump up and point and scream for no reason before calmly sitting down and carrying on with whatever he was doing (This guy would make Fred & Rose West uncomfortable). He always greets others with a message proclaiming doom to someone close to them before walking into a wall and knocking himself out (his predictions tend to be accurate in that case). He love anything to do with death and joins all other such people in proclaiming doom everytime a new year comes round or the planets align or other nonsense like this.
BACKROUND: - Doom appeared one day on earth without warning to bring doom to all who deserve it or so he says he\rquote s grew up on Mimas so it\rquote s no wonder he turned up like he did. His parents were drug addicts forcing him to run away and live on the streets. One day when he was strolling down and alleyway he was suddenly greeted with the sight of 3 people hurling themselves off a building, they landed right in front of him he took this as a sign and began his lives work initially on Mimas. However he decided that people were too stoned, drunk or hungover to care and he resolved to leave in search of other poor suckers. He entered the Space Corps to travel to other parts of the Universe so he could bring doom to all.
FAVOURITE QUOTE: -
"DOOM FOLLOWS YOU FOOL BAD THINGS WILL COME TO SOMEONE VERY NEAR YOU...ouch my nose"
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