Jailbreak pt2

Dren felt like a complete twit. He's been locked in jail for nearly three
days, correction, unlocked in jail. He couldn't decide who was the bigger
morn, himeself for not checking the door, or his jailer, who never locked it.
As he was leacing security he heard a fimiliar voice coming from the cell.
"Mi Amigo! Don't leave me here to die like an animal! I'm not an animal I'm
an insect!" It was Julio the hallucinated coackroach. This was not Dren's
first encounter with the roach, he had first seen him in college. Dren was
taking his final exam in his Film studies program, unbeknownst to him his
roomate spiked his coffee with "Magic" mushrooms. Julio appeared to him while
he was taking the test and told him every answer was "Hudson Hawk". Dren
returned to the cell and picked up Julio. "Thanks amigo. I knew you wouldn't
leave me to die. Hey why are you smiling like that. You're making me
nervous." Dren didn't say a word he just walked to the nearest airlock and
placed the roach inside. "What are you doing man!" the roach yelled. Dren
opened the airlock, the only thing the roack could say before being sucked
into space was-"Why?"
"Catch the Hawk, bitch!" Dren beamed. as he watched the roach die. Maybe he
shouldn't have done that, after all, he blacked out during that exam and woke
up naked in a hospital with a hampster in his mouth. A TV producer saw him
and signed him as the host of "Don't put that in your mouth!". He owed a lot
to Julio. Screw him. Dren walked down the halls whistling Swinging on a Star.
When he arrived in Bell's room the first thing that hit him was the stentch.
Dren swallowed his pride and began to unclog the toilet. Somebody was going
to pay for this. Locked up for three days without food and a mad mexican
coackroach. The captain or Harris or somebody. Look out Blue Dwarf -- The
Hawk is Loose!