Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Get me away, I\'m dying

<OOC -WW i got nothing from you, sorry. About Dren's name, it's a reference
to an episode of Happy Days. Potsy fell in love with Joanie and wrote her
secret admirer notes, he signed them Dren (which is Nerd spelled backwords)>
IC---Dren is kneeling in front of the bed. "God, hey it's me, Dren. I'm sorry
I stole that fat guy's steak back on Earth. I know this is punishment for
that. But Smegging Hell, he could live a week without food." It was no use,
no one was listning. Dren swore to himself if he ever got out of here he'd
ease up on the drinking. He'd be the best damn third technician this ship had
ever seen, as soon as he figured out what one did. The coakroach Dren had
killed started to move."I already killed you!" Dren screamed. The cockroach
stood up, it was wearing a tux now, and cleared his throught. It began to
sing.
"When you wish apon a star!"He crooned like Bing Crosby.
"Shut up!"Dren yelled.
"Makes no difference who you are!"
"I'm warning you!"
"When you wish apon a star!"
"I warned you!" Dren said and proceeded to do the most disgusting thing he
had ever done. He ate the roach. That's right, swallowed it whole. "That'll
learn ya." Dren smiled, but then he heard faint singign coming from his
stomach.
"Your dreams come truuuuuuue!"
"Son of a bitch!"Dren yelled and fell over, it felt like the damn roach was
eating his stomach. Then the pain moved to his shoulder. He pulled down his
shirt and saw an eye. "Oh my god it's getting bigger!" Dren panicked as the
roach grew human-sized out of his shoulder, then........ He woke up. "What a
horrible dream." He said grogily.