[OOC] The doctor is IN!!!! kinda......

[OOC] OK, after an extended period of not posting, I've finally finished my last few exams. Now that I've stopped having late night Diablo 2.... erm, I mean revision sessions, at least for a few weeks, I should be able to thrill and amaze you with some new and exciting storylines which I have been planning over the last few weeks, such as
 
1) Zack spills coke over his keyboard, and buys a new one.
2) Zack misses his maths test after not being able to set his alarm clock properly.
3) Zack spends 2 hours screaming at a vial of chemicals for refusing to "work", before realising that he forgot to switch the heater on (oh, how we all laughed).
4) Zack gets his amazon to level 47 after only two and a half weeks.....
5) Zack decides to clean out his fridge, but gets knifed and his wallet stolen by what was possibly a bacon sandwich a few weeks ago.
6) Zack spends three days trying to read through the hundreds of Blue Dwarf emails that have accumulated in his abscence (well, that's my excuse for getting such a dismal result in the Blue Dwarf test......)
 
Now, if you'll excuse me, I just got a new rare, superior crossbow that's rather nifty, I want to try out.