What the smeg?

Dirk left Captain Niples's office in somewhat of a foul mood. Niples refused to
acknowledge his question and the fact that a senior officer had started the
fight that he had just been blamed for.
As Dirk entered his room, Stone was sitting in the corner. There was a brief
conversation, in which Dirk couldn't understand a single word that Stone said.
"Listen, I don't know what you're planning or even talking about. If I'm going
to get into trouble, it's going to be by something that I've done on my own."
He grabbed a beer that he had been hiding in his locker. "As for the whole
hologram thing, which I don't understand either, from what I know the ship can
only supply enough power to run one hologram at a time, unless we tap into the
power reserves. As far as I know, we have two functioning holograms on board
the Blue Dwarf. FeBuggure being the main one, and a console officer being the
other. Both need to feed off the power supply at some point or another; and
unless Smegg plans to shut one down for the robot wars, there is no way to have
any other hologram host. So take your half wit plan and shove it."
Stone looked a little hurt by the words. "Did I hurt your feeling?" Dirk asked
in a soft voice. Stone nodded. "Good! Now get the smeg out of my room."
Stone got up and left. "And don't come back. Unless you bring a six pack."
Dirk realized that he was once agian in a bad mood. Damn this ship. He had
nothing but stress ever since he got here. To make matters worse, it looked
like Stone had stolen some of his porn. "Damn that Stone! I'll give him this
much. He apparently had good taste in porn. He tood my best stuff. Asshole."
Dirk rigged an anti-bugular device around the inside of the door. Without his
"key" anyone entering the room would get a mild electric shock equal to sticking
your tounge on both ends of a 9-volt battery, except you felt it all over you
body and not just your tounge. Maybe he should tell Dren about it. But he
didn't know where Dren was. He'll show up. Dirk went back to the gym to work
off his newly acquired stress.
ooc-since you didn't reply to my last post, niples, i just went on ahead, unless
you want to ammend it
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