Doing it Saddam style

"So, Tara, what do you think of my ide....Hang on you kissed me!!"
"Yes, I kissed you silly" Phil adopted a glazed look that Tara didn't notice, "any way yes it's a good idea but i'd prefer it if Tria had control though she is more advanced than Saddam and she is from the future. Tria?"
"Wasssssssaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"What the smeg?"
"It's a traditional british greeting between teenagers in the 21st century"
"Oh. any way. Can you analyse Phils computer Saddam and compare him to yourself to see who would be best to drive Kamikaze?"
"Sure" the image of the female AI disappeared for a few seconds then re-appearedon the screen "Well I am better but it is a close call, because of Saddams personality traits I would be a more sensible choice"
"So what do you think Phil..... Phil
"Yea watermelons are nice this time of year especially in Spain"
"PHIL"
"Eh? what?"
"Have you herd a word i've said?"
"Erm, Well...
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