Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Scheming Underhanded Cold-hearted Kniving...
Jay had to admit it, Kayn might not be much of a pilot, but he was sure good at this game, but Chrysler knew something he didnt, like all of the in game secrets and cheats, back on earth before he joined the academy, Jay had worked in the local VR arcade in his hometown, and had pretty much mastered this game then, when he came aboard the blue dwarf he had heard about some kid who was 'unbeaten, ' he hadnt realised it was Kayn, but he foigured at the time he ought to get some practice, to try and claim the title, so, during shore leave, free time and even soemtimes whil one duty, if he wasnt at Parrotts, he was usually here, "Honing his piloting skills" as he had explained to Holly and now, Kayn had challenged him, the trap was set, and by making him play that insane Vampire game earlier had inadvertently pumped Jay full of enough adrenaline to get through to the final stage, on just 25 pennycents, Kayn however, even without the chemical rush, and with a skinfull of alcohol in his system was STILL winning.
the game eventually ended,
The high score table was displayed
JAY. 1796548236988874000002
KYN. 1796548236988874000003
ONE POINT! ONE SMEGGING POINT! KAYN HAD WON BY ONE F******G C***LICKING B******K BASHING POINT
Jay knew Kayn was never NEVER gonna live this down.
wasnt all bad news though, it took Jay 15 minutes to beat the vampire game, a new record.
<Happy now Kayn, u got even!.....FRIENDS???!!!!>
----- Original Message -----
From: Lonewolf909
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, March 24, 2001 11:22 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Scheming Underhanded Cold-hearted Kniving...
Well done Col...you've sucessfully made a decent start in this asylum... There are about 10 robots in the competition so far (though not many of us have bothered with pictures).
Just out of curiousity - what bars would in thier right minds sell alcohol to Kayn?
Anyway...my post
Kayn
VR Sims
"What do you mean play BOTH?" Kayn asked
"We'll play each of them - see who's the best pilot and adventure game player. Which one do you want to lose at first?" Jay laughed, remembering what he had said about the live ferret and twenty two cans of strawberry yoghurt
"The Vampire one sounds like fun" Kayn said, handing Jay a helmet. After he put it on, Kayn turned the difficulty up to "Rotten Stakes and Stagnant Holy Water" setting (ie Impossible) and creeped away silently whilst Jay started screaming - he had to remember to give that Allie girl something special for telling him about the game
Ten Minutes Later
Parrots
"NO EXODUS I DO NOT WANT A HOLIDAY"
"NO EXODUS I DON'T CARE ABOUT SKEGNESS!"
"NO EXODUS I DO NOT WANT A FREE MASSEUR"
Fifteen Minutes Later
VR Sims
"Well did you enjoy that Jay?" Kayn asked as Jay removed the headset
He was twitching his head, meekly muttering/gibbering something along the lines of 'the horror'.
"How about that game of Space-Dogfight 3000 then?"
Jay snapped back to reality and looked at Kayn in pure hatred
"Fine! I'LL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOUR BLUE HAIR!"
Both players sat down, evil eyed each other and both inserted a hundred dollarpounds each into the console...they'd be gunning each other down right until robot wars...
None of them even bothered to remember such a trivial matter as the autopilot switch...
(That's adequate punishment I think for the comments...now how about that game... mwhahahaha...)
From Kayn
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