Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Telling Dirk off

Hey people im new as u might have figured out. ive
been looking at all ur ideas on how to judge the robot
wars and i think that the best idea is to have a few
people to judge (these people cant be entered in the
robot wars comp) anyhow this is my first E-mail to
this RPG so i hope the idea was helpful.....Haven
Exodus
--- onion Ball <theonion770@...> wrote: >
Captain's office
> Deck 1
>
> Niples sat behind his desk trying to look as cool
> and brave as a Captain should look as Dirk Bell
> moped into the room. He looked a bit sweaty as if
> he'd just been in the gym. Dirk looked around to see
> the office was still in the process of
> re-decoration, Niples had left it like this until he
> got fully settled into the job. Leaving it to others
> that thought that the move symbolised Niples'
> transgression from Commander to Captain, not yet
> daring to fully replace Cannon's bizarre syle (and
> colour schemes) to one of his own.
>
> Niples took his feet from his desk and stopped
> trying to look comfortable, he sat back on the chair
> properly- which actually looked MORE comfortable.
> Dirk didn't look too happy, the fact that he was in
> a bad mood was why Niples had ordered the science
> officer to come to see him.
>
> "Mr. Bell, I have heard reports that you aren't
> being all too cooperative and causing friction on
> board this ship..."
> "And what makes you say that?" asked Dirk.
> "Tha fact that you punched the chief Science officer
> for a start"
> "Oh yeah... that." said Dirk. "Look, I'm having a
> shitty day. Are you going to punish me or not?"
>
> "Well that depends..." said Niples, fiddling around
> with the lava-lamp on his desk.
> "On what?"
> "What's a ten letter word meaning 'to show too much
> willingness to serve or obey' ".
> Dirk inwardly groaned. As if the entire crew hadn't
> had enough of Holly asking crossword questions
> without the captain doing it as well.
>
> "Obsequious" said Dirk, after a few seconds.
> Something which he was not.
>
> <<Do you want to continue Dirk???
>
> OOC- About deciding a winner for each robot wars
> battle. I think we should do one-on-one matches
> which would be easier to do joint-posts. We have an
> even number of robots so that's ok. But to decide
> the winner will be the tricky part- we could leave
> it up to the 2 people doing the joint post's to
> decide how the battle will go- or some neutral
> person like me or Smegg (as it was his idea) will
> roll a dice or flip a coin to decide which robot
> wins.
>
> Or a panel of indipendant adjudicators to decide on
> damage, control, style and aggression! (do you know
> anyone called Proffessor Noel Sharky?)
>
> I'll leave it to Smegg to decide, as it was his idea
> in the first place. And I hope Smegg will start off
> the competition by writing an Action post setting up
> the robot wars competition just like the TV show is!
>
> ==================================
> Lt. David "Onion" Ball
> Assistant Helm officer/ Pilot USS Endeavour-A
> Commander Seymour Niples JMC Blue Dwarf
> WWW.Home.JMCBlueDwarf.com
> ==================================
>
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