why do birds etc....(don't ask)

"Hmmm well ok then i will just have to keep it under wraps when Keto is about" Phil said. Tara got up and kissed Phil
"That's the spirit"
 
An idea popped into Phil's head. He still had that disk which had all the pschological profiles on the crew from a previous time(pardon the pun) that he was in this time line(for new players:Phil is stuck in a 10 year time loop, in which he can remember and plan for certain things like Groundhog day).
 
"What you smiling for? The last time I saw you simle like that was just before you atacked those vampires in the game."
 
"I know. Let's just say that Bell will find out that messing with the CSO of this ship is not a good idea. Espically a hard light hologram with knowledge of , well, lets just say, certain things."
 
"What things?"
 
"Don't want to spoil the surprise. Bell seems to have forgotton that I've had a lot more practice manipulating my hologram files then he has. A Lot more. Anyway, I've thought of something we can do for the Robot Wars(tm) comp."
 
"Oh yes, what's that?" said Tara
 
"Saddam."
 
"You're mad computer?"
 
"He's not mad, just got a few persoanlity problems. Which reminds me, I must sort out the lock down on the lab. But it can wait till after the comptetion. No, my idea is this. Saddam's core program is highlly adaptive. I keep a basic copy of it in my quarters for emergancies, like if I needed to reboot Saddam. What we could do is download  it into the robot and let the robot do the rest, with basic commands from us."
 
"Do you think it would work?"
 
"Should do. Holly!"
 
The face of the ships computer appeared on the wall monitor, but was for some reason, wearing the shower cap again.
 
"Holly...I need a few things from you.I won't even ask about the shower cap."
 
"Sure dude, fire away."
 
"First off, is it possible to down load a copy of Saddam's core program into a robot?"
 
The compuetr with an IQ of 6000(or 12,000 car park attendants) paused then said(read:bluffed) "Yes. What was the second thing?"
 
"If you ever let anyone else apart from me interfearer with my hologram files , I'll go down to your data banks and force you into a feedback loop, whilst reading "Kevin Kegan's - Football, It's a funny old game". Do you understand?"
 
"Yes Phil, won't happen again, " said Holly, genuinaly scared for his electronic life. Holly had read the book by Keegan and the idea of being forced to read it for infiniaty was the closest  Holly had come to being scared.
 
"So, Tara, what do you think of my ide....Hang on you kissed me!!"
 
<<Yes people, Phil is a bit slow with women I'm afraid>>
 
OOC: How many more people can Phil annoy? First Harris, now Bell, who's next?