Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Bell\'s revenge

Stone walks into the room. Bell look at him with Anger.
Stone- Your still not mad at that whole Vr thing are you. Come on what a little almost accidental death between friends
Bell- Go away
Stone sits down
Stone- I can't help but notice that your a little upset at thing going on round here. Hey I don't blame you. The food bad, and your always getting attack by sex craze Gelfs. I'm telling you something aint right when you cabn't make lvoe to a woman without worrying about her turing into a muffin right in the middle of it. Try explaining that to someone when then open the door and all they see is your Jimmy in the muffin.
Bell- is there a point to all this
Stone- Well I was thinking. Sense your entering your robot in the competition tomamrow. I say we could help people out. say tomamrow soemthing ahppen where a certain someone robot get and edge.
Bell- Not gettin you
Stone- What I'm saying is the Eagel going to fly at midnight tommarow
Bell- What
Stone- The rooseter going to crow in easter. The Cow going to mow the lawn while the chicken on the roof if you get what I'm saying
Bell- What the hell you talking about Stone!!1
Stone- Just to say someone, Yet say a an attractive Engenner had a form of Robotic steroids. Say this person wanted to make a bet with some sahdy character. Say this person can help an owner of the Robot. Think about t. You know where I am
Stone leaves
 

>From: jason@... >Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com >To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com >Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Bell's revenge >Date: 20 Mar 2001 07:27:42 -0000 > >Dirk wasn't having a good day at all. Schweeble had taken him on a ride on some >robot arachnid, now he had been pushed down the stairs for some horrible game >that belonged to Stone. He had definitely become sober now. He picked himself >up and stomped back up the stairs. > >"I HAVE TWO THINGS THAT I WANT MADE CLEAR! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE MY >COMMANDING OFFICER OR NOT! I WILL BE HEARD! ONE! THAT DAMN GAME IS STONE'S, >NOT MINE! I DON'T HAVE A SMEGGIN' THING TO DO WITH THAT VAMPIRE CRAP! AND >TWO...!" The feeling of calm that had come over Dirk from destroying the >pimpbot had long since vanished and was replaced by his ill-temper once again. >It had grown to the point that he no longer cared what happened. He reared back >and punched Phil in the face as hard as he could, sending the hologram to floor. >"SEE HOW BIG AND BAD YOU ACT WITH A BLACK EYE!" Then, Dirk remembered that >punching a hologram won't give it a black eye. > >Tara ran to Phil, who was sitting upright in shock, immediately to help him up. > Dirk walked away feeling unsatisfied. Giving a guy a black eye was a badge of >humiliation and a warning to other people, but no one would see either. > >Dirk returned to his room. He remembered that it was this sort of thing that >got him shipped off his comfy posts on Earth to the Blue Dwarf. When he first >arrived, he was afraid of making a bad impression and getting sent to an even >worst post. Now, he realized that there weren't any posts worse than this. So >why even bother holding in those frustrations and risking a heart-attack when he >could just let them go. But he was still upset about not giving Phil a >black-eye. > >An idea came to him. White Wolf had placed a computer terminal in his room >exactly like the one locked in the science bay. He could do the same things >with the one in his room as in the science bay. Now, he could cloak all his >activities and freely search and alter the ship's software. Dirk went to work >immediately. He found the hologram programs and, with a lot of work and dodging >security measures, was able to alter Phil's light structure to produce a black >eye over the same one that Dirk's right hand had connected with just a few hours >earlier. It was quite possible that the computer program would also, through >conclusions made by its logic circuits, reproduce the physical sensations felt >by such a blow and last as long as a real black-eye on a living person would. >There was also another possible side effect. Since ships are only programed to >support one hologram at a time, any other holograms who tap into the same >computer system could also download the same black-eye. > >Holly appeared on his screen. "What do you think you're doing? That's against >regulation." > >"Quiet, Holly!" > >"I SHOULD turn you in." > >"SHOULD? Something tells me that you won't." > >"I will! Unless you tell me a three letter abbreviation ending in "S" for a >film term for a not recording sound during filming. I bet you can't. And if >you don't, I'm going straight to Niples." > >"MOS." > >"MOS? Where do you come up with such bunk?" > >"MOS. Mitout sound. Comes from German filmmakers in.......OH! To hell with the >explaination! MOS!" > >"mos? Okay! It fits. Don't know where you came up with it? But you're safe >for know. But if I find out that it's wrong, it's straight to Niples." Holly >disappeared. Dirk pushed his enter button and launched his program. > >ooc- just to warn everyone. don't tick dirk off. he just doesn't care about >the consequences anymore > >-- >Get your firstname@lastname email for FREE at http://Nameplanet.com/?su Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com