The perfect witness

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"This court will adjourn!"
Stewie sighed and moaned. He also laughed (!). That idiot Ramu had been thinking he was defending McK-
enzies when really he was supposed to be defending Security with Commander White Wolf. How come Secu-
rity get some hoity toity household pet as a solicitor?! WW will probably put a good word in and Stewie will lose the case. Zack Cubie were talking to WW. Lawrence walked up to Stewie.
"Stuart! How things are going, my defence probabilities will no longer be applicable."
"What?!"
"Stuart! How things are going .."
"Yes I heard what you said! I forget you're just metal with bolts!"
"Excuse me! I am a fully qualified android solicitor made entirely out of titanium and have an AI
computer bank!"
"Sorry, I'm just mad ... I mean I am upset."
"Yes, the Blue Dwarf brig may be your next home!"
"Oh Jeez! You really are comforting!"
"My name is Lawrence, not Jeez."
"Sorry Lawrence!"
"And I didn't know I was comforting."
"Switch on your sarcasm detection chip then!"
"Oh."[White Wolf, you can talk to Zack, but the next part is set AFTER you do so.]JMC Blue Dwarf Court
East Wing of Ship, 1.09 PM
"I call upon Mr. Harold Smith-Weston."
"Objection!" called Ramu, who finally remembered he was on the Security's side,
"You said you'd pick Zack Cubie next!"
"You object me?!!!" Anglasaark screeched, "You have insulted the JMC! You are dismissed from
this courtroom!"
[GASP!]
Ramu shook his head and walked off, while Anglasaark pushed a red button on his little desk
thingy, causing Bangladesh to fall into a blazing furnace."
"Heh, heh, heh," chuckled Anglasaark, "and Cannon tried to stop me having that installed!"
Harry stood up to the stand. He was also feeling moody regarding this whole issue. If Stewie
left, he'd have to take over - too much work!"
White Wolf came over.
"Harry Smith-Weston - is that your name?"
"[Sarcastic] Naaaahhh it's Chicken Salad!"
"Objection your honour!" WW proclaimed.
"Objectioned sustained! Harold, please do not be sarcastic towards the courts!"
"Sorry your honour. I just didn't think an overgrown science experiment could ask such stupid questions!"
"Mr. Smith-Weston!" Anglasaark roared, "Going on like this will make you dismissed from this court!"
Harry didn't want to be Human flambe, so he shut up.
"Harry, were you or were you not at McKenzie's during this so-called catastrophe?"
Lawrence's Logicircuits suddenley clicked. Of course, he thought, I've got the perfect witness!
After endless twaddle about having sex in a closet, Harry left the stand.
"Your honour, I'd like to call upon Mr. Zack Richards."

"Then," added Anglasaark, "we ask for another witness from Lawrence Hash."
He was going to ask what no one of would of expected of him to ask.
He was going to ask CashHolly.
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