Real cases, Real people, Judge Anglasaark
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Real cases, Real people, Judge Anglasaark
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Monday, the 20th of March, 2101The Captain Cannon Memorial Toilet
West Wing of Ship, 07.28 AM
Stewie was worried to the heavens. Even Mr. Lawrence Hash, the
android with no emotions, was worrying. What would the conseq-
ences be if Security won? Where would Stewie be then? Probably
in the brig with all the other insane members of the Blue Dwa-
rf. And Zack? Probably handed over to the STCP to be executed
and his wife Cubie would be shut down. Stewie did his business
and left the loo, heading towards the east wing of the ship w-
here the court case was taking place.Ensign Penny Lloyd's Office
Security Sector, 07.58 AM
"I'm going out," said Jackson, "back soon. Good luck Lloyd."
Penny was practically quivering at her desk, nibbling on her
nails. She was worried about the court case, but also the san-
ity of Major Harris, who seemed to have gone AWOL. Penny look-
ed at her defence - the 5 page booklet, with the last 2 pages
just pictures of Captain Niples with just a cowboy hat on. She
shredded the pictures and made her way to the East Wing of the
ship.The JMC Blue Dwarf Court
East Wing of Ship, 09.00 AM
"The court is now in session!"
The Orderly made himself quite clear to the court. The Judge
was the Hon. Judge Anglasaark who no one knew existed. Anglas-
aark usually hid himself in the court area and hardly communi-
cated with the outside world.
"I will like the store owner, Mr. Stuart McKenzie, to come to
the stand."
"Call Mr. Stuart McKenzie!"
Stewie went to the stand, seeing the Commanding Officers on t-
he jury. Lawrence also came in. Security's solicitor, Mr. Ramu
Bangladesh, spoke to Stewie.
"Stuart McKenzie, if that is your real name, tell me what you
think of Security on board of Blue Dwarf?"
"It's not bad, I s'pose."
"Stuart, you are under oath."
"I know. That is my truthful response."
"Oh. Bugger."
Penny Lloyd covered her face with her hands.
"Stuart, do you think that Security would be careless enough
to trash your store?"
"Yes."
"Ah. Now Stewie please tell the court what exactly happened at
McKenzie's.
"I was organising order forms when I stepped out, seeing Ensi-
gn Penny Lloyd with a grenade launcher, practically trashing
half of the store with the aforementioned weapon."
The court gasped.
"Is this true?"
[GASP!]
"Yes."
[GASP!]
"Order! Stop gasping!" The Judge commanded.
"Well," Ramu continued, "it is also believed that you have an
illegal person under your working. Is this true?"
"Yes and no."
Zack was sitting in his seat with horror. He knew Stewie coul-
dn't lie.
"Stuart, I need straight answers!"
"In that case, Mr. Bangladesh, he is not an illegal crew memb-
er. After he signed up with McKenzie's, it was my duty to inf-
orm the then Commander Niples and the then Captain Cannon.
"I see," replied Ramu, "I'd like to call upon Captain Seymour
Niples!"
"But I'm on the jury!" Niples called.
"That need not matter, corresponding to Court Rule 176592384
which clearly states ..."
"Denied! I will not allow Captain Niples to be used as a witn-
ess!"
"Okay, well I rest my case!"
"Why? You only scraped a little off the surface!" Anglasaark
muttered. He sighed, and said,
"Call Ensign Penny Lloyd to the stand."[OOC - I know Lloyd is a NPC, but could someone else go and
continue with this court case.]
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