"Quick post" or "The ordeals and tribulations of Mr. Lawrence Hash

Quick Post

or The ordeals and tribulations of Mr. Lawrence Hash the android solicitor boarding the ocean blue Jupiter Mining Coporation Ship Blue Dwarf

Voooooooov!
The Flight Deck doors opened, once again with the E.C.D.W.S.E. (El Cheapo Dr. Who
Sound Effect). Mr. Hash walked towards customs, spent 25 minutes through the metal
detector, and set his DirectX locatcircuits to the promenade. His briefcase had
an 18 page defence booklet that, according to his LogiCircuits, would have a
98.079533402% winning against Stuart McKenzie, yet only a mere 56.12002% saving of
Zack Richards. With this defence, Security would lose by 67.9%, however the Logi-
Circuits stated that the figures may change, depending on the judge. He made his
way to the human Stuart McKenzie's temporary store, finding a human that did not
identify to Stuart McKenzie's ID VisioDataPic. According to the I.S.N. (The
Identitification Specification Notice) or as humans would say, the "Name Tag",
the human's title appeared to be in Lawrence's databank. He was a Mr. Zack
Richards. He switched to "Human understanding mode".
"Hi. You must be Zack. I'm Lawrie Hash. Where's Stewie?"[Zack - it's all yours. I like your method of doing messages. It far more understanding
than all the gobbledygook I usually say, like this message for instance.]Do You Yahoo!?Yahoo! Mail Personal Address - Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail.