Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Shakespeare and Physics

>Smegg looked at him. The first three he could handle. Spray paint,
>glue and wood were not difficult to come by. Uranium however? He
>looked at Shakespeare.
Well this was weird. Someone claiming to be William Shakespeare (and a
doctor to boot) comes barging into engineering with a huge robot and asks
for some uranium. Smegg had better keep a closer eye on the crew roster.
Wait, a robot. "Oh, this is for the Robot Wars competition, is it not?"
"Forsooth - um, yes, it is," Shakespeare answered. "So do you know where
I can get some uranium?"
"Well, the stuff is kind of dangerous, you know, and I'm not supposed to
give any out... not to mention we hardly have any on board, it's supposed
to be our emergency fuel supply but most of it seems to have been eaten
by the late captain's pet rat... would depleted uranium do?"
"No, I need the Real Thing, the kind that emitteth - uh, emits dangerous
rays of death."
"Well, I'm sorry, I can't give you any. But there is some Coke in the
fridge, that stuff emits dangerous rays of caffeine..."
"Oh well," Shakespeare said, "thanks anyway."
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Red: "Welcome to the antique roadkill portion of the show we call --"
Mike: "Yeah yeah can you go ahead and appraise this, I've got to meet
with my parole officer in 15 minutes!"
Red: "Okay, let me take a look at this... Mike, that's JUNK."
Dalton: "Not to mention, it's MY junk!"
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