He's a big smegger!

Just at that moment a blond-haired vampire stepped forward and (in a VERY bad english accent) said "Well hello my dears, fancy a game do we?"
"Hello little missy, I don't fancy a game but a barberque would be nice" said Tara in a rather sarcastic tone and with that she pulled out a bottle of 'Holt Holy Water' (ltd) and threw it at the Vamp with a bad attitude. The Vamp gave an ear piercing scream and said
"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH i'm melting" (where have I heard that before??!) and crumbled to dust. The surroundings melted away and Phil and Tara were left in darkness. Phil opened his mouth to say something but he was interrupted by the AR game
"Final Boss level reached.... Prepare for combat!" Phil shut his mouth and gulped loudly, Tara visibly shrunk 1 inch. The surroundings fizzled into the top of a block of flats at night time,
"Well where is this boss dude" said Tara sounding more confidant than she felt
"Right here" said a dark shady character "the names Adam" Phil fired two stakes out of his wrist stake guns and Tara used a handy blowtorch and made Adam deep fried around the edges but he still stood standing. Tara tried to do a flip but fell on her bum with a loud crunch, she gave a loud yelp at this and stood up rapidly, rubbing her sore behind.
"Our special moves they are disappearing!" said Tara and with this Phil's stake guns, Tara's stake and blowtorch and the 'Holt Holy Water' (ldt) disappeared, "I kinda noticed... look he's half demon half machine maybe if I try this..." and Phil thought very hard again and a 20th century floppy disk popped into his hands Phil gave a manic war cry and charged at Adam. Phil inserted the floppy disk into the disk slot on Adam's chest (I know what you were all thinking) and the 8 foot demoncomputer said in a mechanical voice
"Hello melinda" and fizzled to a halt in a pretty display of electrical sparks. "Game Over... You have got the highest score say your name now" there was a beep and Phil and Tara said their names. The surroundings melted to black and then to the AR room on the Dwarf. "we're alive" said Phil and Tara ran over to him and kissed him then grinned impishly, Phil staggered with shock then he.....
<how do you react Phil>