It's a wonderful galaxy!

"It's so nice to finally have blades attached to my hips now instead of on my hands." Yeldarb said as he made his way to the punch bowl.

"How can we have a New Years eve party when we don't even know what smegging year it is?" He said as he slipped some whiskey into the punch bowl.

As the announcement to grab your partner came over the speaker along with the countdown, Yeldarb found himself alone in the corner, collecting his thoughts. Others were having a great time but he found himself reflecting on all of his wasted years, wondering what life might have been like if he would have never been born.

"Never had the right knobby parents!"

(Tag)