Dirk Bell, the brave drunkard

Dirk was staggering out of the cargo bay when White Wolf got up on stage to make
his speech. Since this was the first time he had seen WW, and the fact that he
was too drunk to hear Niples's intro, Dirk was astonished. He turned to the
nearest crew member and replied, "Ya' know, if you'd just put down a few traps,
ya' wouldn't have this problem." Then, he walked out.
Dirk zig zagged down the corridors of the BD singing to himself(and anything
that might be around). "Just a good ole boys. Never meanin' no harm. Beats
all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born."
His voiced echoed in the hollow halls of the Dwarf. As he walked, he noticed
three big metal men. "Damnit! More of those smeggin' pimpbots! I'll show them
just like I did before!" Dirk found the closest fire ax(hey, it worked before).
The weight of the ax set him off balance at first, but he recovered. Then, he
set out to find his "pimpbots" again.
After a little searching, he found them again. With the yell of, "Take this,
you mechanical bastards!" he attacked. The ax was knocked out of his hand and
he to the other direction against the wall. The impact(along with the large
quantity of alcohol in his system) knocked him out cold.
One of the metal men aimed a gun at him. Another stopped him. "No! We can't
let anyone know we're here until after we've captured Richards and CUBIE. After
that, we can come back and kill him." They continued down the hallway, leaving
Dirk unconcious on the floor.
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