Mr. Bubbles

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“I’m afraid that,” Grovely’s unmistakeable voice boomed out of the darkness “won’t be happening”

“How the hell did he get down here!?” Phil demanded, as Cass hurriedly fumbled the Horny Devil (tm) out of her bag, while the others all raised their weapons, their eyes nervously scanning their surroundings.

The thud of heavy footsteps, echoed about the mass of cargo crates around them.

“I’m regret to inform you,” Grovely continued “that our debt recovery department have been authorised to use lethal force”

“What!?” South was aghast

“Tara’s got to him” Cass snarled “Rocket rifle!” she shook the dildo to little effect “Oh, come on!”

“There!” Ransom pointed towards a massive, shadowy form, moving behind some of the nearby containers

"Whoa..." Jaxx's mouth fell open at the sight of Grovely, as the dull thump of the first salvos, fired by the resorts defence grid, echoed through the bay.
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Jaxx looked at the massive mech approaching and unfazed by the firepower of the crew. The defense grid was holding up very well as the bullets, energy blasts, missiles and grenades merely bounced off it.

Grovely gave a mechanical chuckle as he said, "If you pay double you can avoid your punishment."

Cass replied, "Are you smegging high? Where are we gonna get that kinda cash? "

The mech chuckled and said, "Then say hello to my little friend."

Just then the giant mech stopped as a hatch opened up on the belly and a large energy chain gun with mechanical spider legs popped out and began crawling all around and shooting at the crew from various angles including the walls. The crew was forced to scramble from cover spot to cover spot tin order to prevent from looking like swiss cheese. As the crew worked hard to stay alive Evelina did her best to keep an eye in the large Grovely mech that was still shooting at them. However this made it hard for her to keep aware of her surroundings as she slipped on a puddle of foam soap and landed on her bum. As she rolled back to a new cover spot she rubbed her sore bum and saw her hand was slimy from the soapy goo. As she looked at the soapy goo she got an idea and quickly crawled to Jaxx to talk to him.

Eve said, "Baby I'm sorry about earlier and I will make it up to you later but now I have an idea and I need your help."

He looked confused as he replied, "Like ok Eve babe. Like Wut should I do and stuff?"

She smiled as she answered, "I want you to have little Max shoot losts of soap at the feet of the robots, especially the big one."

He looked at her as if she had just passed gas in the middle of exchanging her wedding vows. He clearly had no idea why she wanted to clean the feet of the mechs and especially while they were trying to hide from them.

He said, "Like ok Eve babe but I totally doubt cleaning up the place will like make the bill smaller."

He gave him an "I am very serious" look to motivate him a bit faster. Not wanting to deal with an angry wife he gave in and ordered lil Max, who had eaten a cleaning droid earlier and gained its cleaning powers in the form of it mech arms and legs. It wasn't long till lil Max took on his new mission and began spraying two large hoses of white soapy foam at cleaning droids and the Grovely mega mech. As lil Max hosed down the floor and mech feet Jaxx began to see the mechs loosing their balance as they easily began slipping on the floor and were unable to get up due to the lack of arms. On the other hand the the mega mech's defense grid was not designed for a soapy floor as it found itself dropping to the splits and landing face down. It struggled to get back up but the ground was too slippery to get a proper grip.

Jaxx looked at Evelina and said, "That's totally wicked Eve babe. Where did you like get that idea?"

She smiled as she replied, "It happens in many of the anime I like to watch."

He watched the mega mech try to stand up only to slip and fall again as he said, "Gnaaaaaarrrrley!! The irony of the situation was that the mech was undamaged and hat the defense grid was still at full power.

Some of the others were impressed by the simpleness of the plan as they were left at a loss for words. Lil Maxx was having a field day as he was taking down many ships with streams of foamy soap.

Eve then looked at Cass and asked, "So what now? How do we get past that grid?"

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