Act Now While Supplies Last

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"Compensating are we?" someone asked

Although he would never admit it,Phil could see a few eyes light up at the thought of these new toys. This was the prefect time to show them the downside.

"Just be careful, whatever you do, dont' think about the weapon turning into anything you don't want it to, like a snake...ohshitohbugger..."

The boa cosntrictor that suddenly appeared in Phil's hand decided it was hungry and tried to strangle Phil, the sight of this in turn causing MP to fall on the fall laughing.

A few sconds later Phil managed to think and vocalise the off command, and the weapon returned to it's rather plain grey cylinder form

"so.." he asked in a rather a choked up and croaky voice "..who wants one?
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The air was filled with the sound of crickets during a slight pause while everyone was nervously looking at Phil and Mini Phil and the crazy fart smelling weapons they were holding. To many it was like watching an infomercial under the influence of crack or any similar hallucinogen. The silence was broken when MP nervously whistled out is rear end for about five seconds.

Eve smirked as she said jokingly to Cass and Jamie, "Yeah too bad we can't fix those cleaning droids and send them down as decoys. That would be much safer huh?"

Jamie replied, "Well that is a possibility but they did take a lot of damage when we fought them last time. Perhaps if we found some that were not yet active we could have Cass reprogram them."

Cass pondered the idea before she said, "I'll keep it in mind."

Phil seemed upset that his weapons were not welcomed with open arms as he and MP began a rousing speech to get everyone interested in the cool morphing weapons. Seeing no choice he pulled out a holocron, activated it and dropped it on the floor. The holocron then lit up and created a hologram of a room from the Home Shopping Network complete with cheesy music and lights. Then the two stepped into the hologram and their clothes turned into cheap suits as the sound effects of clapping chimed in. The two males then engaged in a somewhat rehearsed act to sell the new weapons to the Dwarfers at the amazing price of "free" and if they acted right now they would throw in the Auto Mixer 3000, which would stir their drinks to free up the wasted time they spent mixing up their tea and coffee.

Jaxx was quickly sold by this shameless plug and raised his hand and grunted like a big monkey wanting attention. The dynamic selling team quickly took advantage of the first customer and hooked him up with his purchase and tried to get the others to cave in and purchase the weapon for free.

As the others were listening to the live Infomercial Jaxx grinned at the Auto Mixer 3000 as he played with it like a kid with a new toy. Then out of curiosity he held the stinky weapon in his hand and thought of the first thing in his head. Suddenly it glowed and moved around till it took its new shape. As he looked at the new shape of the weapon he saw a cute pink creature in the shape of a ball.

Jaxx said, "Like hey lil dude. Wuts up?"

The pink creature smiled at him and began talking in a strange language of sounds.

He replied, "Cool like ya think ya could help us on our most excellent adventure?

The pink creature gave him a thumbs up with a cute smile.

It wasn't long before Eve caved in and got her weapon with the Auto Mixer 3000 as she debated on what to turn it into as she watched her husband talking to the little video game character off to the side.

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Jade shook her head as the cylinders were handed out. At the moment, all she could think about was her arm, and she doubted that a severed arm would be very effective in combat, soggy end or not.
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TAG (I posted at the same time as Jade but this could work before hers)