Not So After Glow

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As she sat back and sighed, Mini-Phil, no longer imbued with the power of evil, came out from around the buffet table wearing a black dreadlocked wig and zipping up his pants. He pulled out a cigarette and lit up, puffing on it and offering it to Jaxx, who emerged in a sticky mess.

"Like, what did I miss dudes?" He asked, scratching his head in confusion.
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At this point Evelina was not only embarrassed from having to have relations with her husband Jaxx in public, but she was also traumatized by Mini-Phil trying to join. This horrid experience left her with shaking in fear and disgust. Eve cringed as the mere thought of Mini-Phil naked and touching her. She quickly fixed her swimsuit to cover up herself up as she turned her back to Jaxx and Mini-Phil. Evelina fought the urge to puke her brains out but was unable to muster enough digested food to hurl up. Eve sat with a still beet red face from embarrassment, pain, pleasure and disgust. Evelina accepted having public relations with Jaxx to save him and the crew from his frenzied killer state and was willing to accept the teasing that went with it. However there was no way in hell that she would ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever consent to a devil's threesome especially with with Mini-Phil. Evelina would rather role in broken glass and then bath in lava than be with Mini-Phil like that.

As Jaxx was rubbing his sore head and looking around in confusion he noticed Evelina looking hurt. Jaxx tried to sit up only to realize he was still hanging out for all to see. Jaxx muttered, "What the?" As Jaxx tucked his python back into his speedo he noticed he was dripping with goo. Jaxx looked to see Mini-Phil wearing pants, a black dreaded wig and offering him a smoke. Mini-Phil looked happy as he smiled at Jaxx saying, "Weeeeeeee. Wee?" Jaxx looked to see Mini-Phil was also covered in the same goo as he enjoyed his cigarette. Jaxx turned to see his wife Evelina looking pale and sick as he asked, "Ummm? Evebabe wut like just happened?" Evelina cringed as she muttered, "I don't wanna talk about it." Jaxx was confused but sensed Evelina was in pain as she replied, "Umm...Did I do something wrong?" Evelina looked at Jaxx with tears in her eyes as she slapped him across the face and replied, "DAMN right you did! You almost went primal again till I stopped you!" Jaxx replied, "But how?" Jaxx could see the pain and sorrow in Evelina's eyes and then looked around to see the other crew members were either trying to save Cass or stop a monster with a striking resemblance to Phil. Then Jaxx saw a goo covered Mini-Phil smiling like a Cheshire cat and looking at him and Evelina. Then Jaxx looking at the goo on himself and then the goo on Evelina as the wheels in his brain were beginning to turn. Then Jaxx slowly began to realize what just happened as all the clues began to fit into place. He realized his privates were sore and sticky, Mini-Phil, Evelina and himself were covered in goo, Mini-Phil was happy and Evelina was pissed. Jaxx finally put the clues together and realized his situation.

Jaxx looked at Evelina as he replied, "Evebabe I'm sorry." Evelina was furious as she replied, "You should be." Jaxx lowered his head in shame as he replied, "I totally owe you huh?" Evelina gritted her teeth as she replied, "You have no idea mister. Just be grateful I still love you right now." Jaxx replied, "Thank you Evebabe for stopping me." Evelina wanted to be mad at Jaxx but knew it wasn't his fault. She knew that he was a boarder lined retarded super shark soldier with a surfer mentality when she married him. Despite all his flaws Evelina still loved Jaxx for better and for worse. Jaxx on the other hand was just happy that Evelina still loved him and was not even remotely concerned about public embarrassment.

Jaxx's remorse was suddenly halted by Demon Phil's assault on White Wolf. As he reached for his holo whips he realized they were missing from his holster. Jaxx looked around to see where they went only to have Evelina say, "That bitch Tara took your whips Jaxx." Jaxx looked up at Evelina as he replied, "Oh snap! Not cool Eve babe I like kinda need those to take down the monster dude that harshing on Big Fuzzy." Evelina held her sore side as she replied, "Well then your gonna have to wing it Jaxx." Jaxx looked at Evelina nervously as he realized she was right he had to improvise now and that was a problem for him, since his brain was as bright as a ten watt light bulb. Jaxx strained his damaged brain as he struggled for an idea. His muscles were tense and his fins popped out as he strained so hard his veins were bulging through his skin. Either Jaxx was going to get a bolt of brilliance or a brain aneurysm from the strain. Out of desperation Jaxx grabbed a metal chaffing pot and clocked himself in the head to jog his brain. Then Jaxx was about to do it again till he stopped and said, "I totally got an idea." Jaxx looked happy as his brain was working for a change. Evelina was in shock as she heard Jaxx and was hoping he serious this time.

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"Ok," Jay said, "distract him some more and I'll inject him."

So, Jay and White Wolf faced down the mighty Dephil (see what I did there?). Satan swiped a fist at the giant hamster, who did what he could to avoid being mauled, and Jay ducked off to the other side, and stabbed with the syringe.

He started pushing on the plunger...

"You're like mosquitos!" Dephil roared, and spun to smack Jay across the face, sending him flying across the room. The syringe was still in his hands when he landed, but the needle was no longer attached.

"Smeg!" Jamie exclaimed, seeing what had happened. "The needle is still in Phil's side!"

"What do we do now?!" Jay asked as he gingerly got to his feet.

"Artie!" Jamie called back towards the triage area. "Artie!" he called again. "Do you have your syringe gun?"
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Jaxx saw Mini-Phil using his small towel to wipe off the mess off his face and chest and took it away as he hurled it at Demon Phil's face while he was distracted. Demon Phil was temporally blinded by the towel drenched in goo. Demon Phil screamed, "My eyes! They burn! They burn!" Jaxx then picked up two nearby velvet ropes attached to the two stanchions (line dividers) and swung them like medieval flails. As Jaxx got used to the weight of the velvet ropes with stanchions on the end he quickly swung at the back of Demon Phil's knees causing him to fall backwards. Then Jaxx proceeded to use his makeshift flails to pummel on Demon Phil's crotch and gut without remorse. After removing the gooey sticky towel from his face Demon Phil laughed as he replied, "Oh baby don't stop I kinda like it! HAHAHAHAHhahahahaha! Your such a bad boy!" Then Demon Phil did a back flip as he dodged Jaxx's next wave of attacks. White Wolf took advantage of the distraction Jaxx created and jumped on Demon Phil's back and began biting the back his head while Jaxx used his makeshift flails to beat on the legs of Demon Phil hoping to wear him out while Jay and the others figured out a plan.

TAG (Will the distraction last long enough)