Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] And I Give Unto Thee, Wrestling

" I heard once that in the 21 century stealing cable was illegal." Dren
commented to Bell as they put on some "borrowed" space suits. "That is just a
myth." Bell replied. The two suited up. Darla, the blow up doll, was no
longer with them. She was left outside of sickbay with a note to patch up her
leak. "So lets go over this plan one more time, we sneak out of the ship and
attach some gizmo to an antennae, then we get old TV shows?" says Dren. Dirk
snaps back, "for the fiftenth time yes." "Cool."
The two men enter the airlock.
-Outside Blue Dwarf
" What about this one?" Dren ask.
"Too short" Bell replies.
"This one?"
"Too long."
"And I suppose this one's too hot and this one's too cold, Goldylocks."
"Shut up."
Dren gets bored of this game quick. He begins to moonwalk. Bell finds an
appropriate apparatus for his illegal cable. He begins to attach a small
black device to it. As he's finishing he notices Dren moonwalking.
"How are you doing that?" He ask.
"I learned it in junior high, moron." Dren explains.
"You learned how to moonwalk in zero-g with magnetic boots in junior high?"
"Magnetic boots?"
Dren tries to stop himself, he can't. His feet are a few inches off of the
bulkhead. He tries to reach for the ground but just starts tumbling foward.
"Smeeeeg! Help me Dirk."
With every second Blue Dwarf inches away from Dren, or Dren from Blue Dwarf,
it's hard to tell in space.
---- How are we gonna get out of this smeg head