Re: What the smegg was that?

--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@y..., "Christopher Kentlea" <ckentlea@b...>
wrote:
Location : main science lab
The was a small thump at the door of the lab
White Wolf wrote "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"
"Saddam, what was that thump?"
"SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT, IT WAS TARA BANGING HER HEAD, COMING FORTH
TO CARRY ME HOME!"
"Ok then," said Phil in a worried tone of voice.
"I've gotta find out is she is alright!"
Phil wrote this down for White Wolf who nodded.
Phil then wrote down a temporay passcode for White Wolf "SO YOU CAN
LET YOURSELF OUT OKAY!"
"OKAY. GO AND FIND HER"
Phil ran out the door, pausing only to hand the IV drip back to White
Wolf, who'd turned a funny colour for a few seconds.
Then outside, Phil said, "Holly?"
"Yo Phil. What ya want dude?"
"Where is Tara now?"
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Meanwhile, Back inside Phil's Lab.
White Wolf walked over to Saddam, and set down his Iv bottle on the
desk to type on Saddams' keyboard "Saddam, How is the Evil Phil doing
in there?"
Several silent seconds passed, and then Saddam flashed on his screen
in big red letters, "Do you still remember my hamster holosim #666,
little rodent?"
The overgrown hamster turned a brillant shade of green, and quickly
fainted. As he fell with a thud to the floor, his Iv bottle slid off
the desk, and landed on his furry belly.
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Quite some time later.
The huge hamster slowly opened his eyes, next to his face was his
nearly empty Iv bottle. He glanced through the bottles glass
distortion image of the lab for a few moments before slowly sitting
up.
His ear itched, he reached up without thinking, and scratched his
right ear. He felt something come out on his foreclaw. He glanced at
his foreclaw expecting earwax, but instead, he saw it was a gob of
keto's ointment. He glanced around for a tissue, and saw a box over
on counter several feet away.
The carefully picking up his Iv bottle with his left hand, the
overgrown hamster got up and went over to the tissue box, and pulled
one out, And cleaned off his foreclaw with it. And then grabbing some
more tissue, cleaned out both of his ears. He whistled sharply to
check his hearing.
It sounded muffled, so he grabbed some more tissue to clean out his
ears some more, then he noticed some cotton swab over by some petri
dishes on another counter. He walked over and grabbed a swab and
finished removing the Gob of Keto's Ointment from his ears. He
whistled sharply again, and then muttered "That sounds better. I can
hear again. I'll just have to stop by Stewie's and get a ear wash
bulb to clean out the rest, later."
He glanced at the Empty Iv bottle, "Hmm, I guess I don't need this
anymore.", and removed it from his arm then tossed it into the trash
can nearby along with his used tissues and swabs.
He walked over to glance at Saddam's screen while using the cotton
off a swap and raising up his arm a bit to staunch the little
bleeding that came from the Iv's needle wound.
Saddam's screen was blank. The huge hamster glared at it for a
moment, then grabbed up the lab remote he had made for Phil***, and
walked to the science lab's door, and quickly punched in the passcode
Phil gave him to unlock and open the door.
The huge hamster stepped outside, and quickly punched in the codes to
program the outside door lock only to open the lab's doors if the
security passcode is given by Himself (WW), Phil, Or Niples and
disable Saddam's ability to open the door from the inside. Then the
overgrown hamster used the lab's remote to set the N-dimensional
pocket universes' internal reality matrix for inside the lab to put
up a high energy "escape and intrusion proof" fence around the lab.
The six foot one inch hamster then entered the security code to lock
the lab remote, and then reached up & punched in the re-enable lock
down code on the outside door lock panel. The huge hamster grimly
watched the lab doors close while remarking towards them, "That
should hold you in until Phil & I deal can better deal with you. You
*bloody* bastard!"
Glancing at the Lab's remote, the huge hamster set off headed for
Phil's quarter's while muttering "Hmm, I suppose I'll need to put
this someplace less obivious then on Phil's desk..."
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*** - In case some of you don't remember or are new - White Wolf made
this Lab Remote several posts back about the time the virus struck
the BD, while he installed the N-dimensional pocket universe while
modifying Phil's time machine for alternate universe travel for
Lloyd's rescue.