This isn't what it looks like... honest

He was half-heartedly hitting it, asking what its problem was, when someone walked in.

"You know they work better when you dont hit them..."
Alex turned round to see Phil and of course the small clone of him, who was trying to jump and use the urinal at the same time. Eventualy MP gave up and went into a cubicle.

"What you want Phil?" Alex asked.

"Just a freindly warning...one sec...OI- Mini-me...remember to LIFT the seat cover first, remember what happened last time...and for smegg sake DONT fall in! I'm not geting a plunger if you do"

"ee.!"

"Sorry about that, even since i got the TF retrofitted to run on MP's methane, the side effect is he has to go a lot more.."

Alex tried to take this all in, while not breathing in, having a flashback to the last time he was exposed to MP's flatus in the fridge.

Phil pulled out wha looked like a remington trimer, but slightyly modified.

"Some freindly advice...Jay has his limits..and you are close to crossing them..."

The shaver started removing Phil's hobo beard as he run it across his face, swearing a few times when it caught his skin

"I don.."

Alex didnt get a chance to finish what he was about to say, before Phil,quite calmly, locked the toilet door.

"Why did you..?"

"One moment..i just need to finish shaving..heh look i look like Hitler...no cant have that" and shaved off the 'tache, removing any resemblance to the furer.

"Even the midget in there can tell there is something going on and trust me, you came VERY close just now to getting your love spuds removed and you being made to eat them back there. So I'm giving you a choice. Nice and calm. Just me and you talking here"

"The shit you are taking..stop it...now..no special drinks..no more relaxtion medicince...trust me on this one..if you don't get your shit together like, right now..well, just ask the rest of the crew about what happened to Tara. I can help you, but you have to help me help you...fucking hell that was cliched...you get my point..I can help..or I can make you wish you was never born...it's your call"

Phil unlocked the door and turned back to Alex and walked towards him. It was rather unfortunate then at this point Phil slipped on what he hoped was water and fell head first into Alex's groin.

Of course, this was the moment Jay walked in to find out where Phil was was and if Alex and got himself together yet.

"When you two are quite finished, we have to get moving.."

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