The Alpaca Predicament Pt.1

The hotel room the next day was trashed. The curtains were torn, a parachute wwas suck on the broken window, and for some reason the ficus was on fire. The only people left in the room were Artie and Boyd. Boyd shifted in his bed before waking up, next to a stuffed giraffe.

"Ow, my head." Boyd said,

He slid out of bed into a pair of hot pink fluffy slippers and started to shuffle through what was left of the hotel room, he walked into the living room to see a LVPD SWAT officer sitting on the couch reading a Vogue magazine, he looked at Boyd,

"Sup."

Boyd just waved and continued. His journey across no man's land lead him to the kitchen where he got a glass of water. He looked across the kitchen to find something staring back at him, an alpaca. It startled him,

"Ah! Oh... Hello little guy." Boyd said,

It just stared at him, chewing on a cushion.

"Um, hey Artie! ARTIE!"

"What?" Artie replied from his bedroom,

"We have an alpaca!"

"A what?"

Artie came in putting on a robe and saw the alpaca in the kitchen.

"Is it just me or am I staring at an alpaca?" Said Boyd,

"No, that's an alpaca." Artie said

They stared at the animal,

"I'm gonna name it Chibbly." Boyd said,

"Chibbly?" Artie asked,

"Chibbly, Chibbly is now our friend."

"Sorry boy, you're friend is an outside friend. Like you once were."

"It's Boyd! And no! Chibbly loves us."

"Sorry, he goes outside."

Artie moved to push Chibbly outside but when he touched him they heard a deep voice that shook the entire hotel room,

"NO."

They were scared,

"What in fresh hell was that?!" Artie said,

"Chi... Chibbly?" Boyd said,

"Thy name is not Chibbly, thy name is Xagzor." Chibbly said in a deep voice without moving his mouth.

"Artie, I'm scared!"

TAG - Artie