The Hangover Part 1

OOC - Edited please re-read this.

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Jade sat at the bar with a virgin cuba libre looking bored. Once the Dwarfers had entered the casino they had scattered to the four winds with excited giggles and joyfull glee. Kenneth had attached himself to Cass excitedly pointing out that as an advanced AI he could help with the hacking and diagnosics. Cass had grumbled something offensive and stalked off into the crowds.
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Skutter Jaxx, Evelina and Jacky decided to go to the Benihana Sushi-Steak House in the hotel. After they arrived at the restaurant they were seated at a table around a large skillet with several other strangers. After a few shots of premium Sake (rice wine) the people at the table became more social with Jacky, Skutter Jaxx and Evelina. After introductions Skutter Jaxx and Evelina found out they were eating with Chuck ‘Ice Man’ Liddell (an ex MMA champion), Ichikawa Danjuro (a famous Kabuki actor) and Amy Ell (an acrobat from the Chinese circus). After more Sake and some stir fry they people at the table became friendlier and Ichikawa and Amy invited the others other to their shows later on that night. After they left the restaurant, Chuck invited Skutter Jaxx, Evelina and Jacky to one of the The Amazing Johnathan show that was nearby since he had a lot of free tickets. Chuck, Jacky and Evelina were a little drunk at this point and had trouble walking to the show. Evelina used Skutter Jaxx to walk straight. She was very affectionate towards Skutter along the way.

Chuck, Jacky, Skutter Jaxx and Evelina sat in the front row as they enjoyed the show. After a while The Amazing Johnathan and his assistant Psychic Tanya were announced as they appeared on stage with a loud applause. The act was funny as The Amazing Johnathan and his assistant Psychic Tanya humored the crowd with his naughty disturbing humor and followed it up with magic tricks. When the time came to get a volunteer to cut in half, a very drunk Evelina stood up and yelled, “Here! Here! My friend Jaxx wants to do it!” Skutter Jaxx looked at a very drunken Evelina as he said, “Awwww Eve babe do I have to?” Evelina then proceeded to sweet talk Skutter Jaxx till he gave in. As Skutter Jaxx got onto the stage he was recognized by The Amazing Johnathan who said, “Wow this is a rare site. Ladies and Gentlemen it is my pleasure to introduce you to Jaxx the 2013 Battle Bot Champion.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2X1yZk8_hU

The crowd applauded and laughed loudly. The Amazing Johnathan then said, “Ok folks lets get this show on the road.” The Amazing Johnathan and his assistant Psychic Tanya put Skutter Jaxx in the box then cut him in half and separated him in two as he moved a bit. The audience went wild by this act and stood up and applauded.

However, during the magic trick Skutter Jaxx was exposed to several electro magnets that messed with his CPU. After the trick was over and the audience applauded, Skutter Jaxx was tripping balls from the magnets. Then Psychic Tanya left back stage for a moment as The Amazing Johnathan thanked Jaxx for his participation and yelled at his assistant to bring Skutter Jaxx a prize. Psychic Tanya walked on stage with four tickets covering her mouth as she said, "Here we go, Four tickets to the "Blue Man show." The Amazing Johnathan said, "That's right four tickets to the.......How the hell did you get tickets to that show?" Psychic Tanya lowered the tickets from her face to reveal blue paint around her mouth as she smiled innocently and said, "I don't know." The crowd laughed loudly as The Amazing Johnathan took the tickets away and yelled at Psychic Tanya to leave the stage as he handed Skutter Jaxx the tickets. Skutter Jaxx then made his way off stage as he memory became real fuzzy.

THE NEXT DAY

Skutter Jaxx woke up with a very naked Evelina in their bedroom with a real bad hangover. Skutter Jaxx slowly managed to get his sensors back on line as he groaned in a monotone voice, “Ohhhh…..my head is totally killin me Eve babe.” Evelina rubbed her aching head as she mumbled, “What happen yesterday? Everything is fuzzy.” After getting their eyes focused again they looked at each other with much confusion. Jaxx was wearing Kabuki make up on his claw head and had a gold bracelet around his neck. Evelina was also wearing kabuki make up on her face and a wedding ring. Evelina asked, “Did we get married?” Skutter Jaxx looked at his gold collar and Evelina’s ring as he said, “What’s married?” Evelina nervously replied, “You know when a couple has a ceremony to only bond with each other for the rest of their lives. (nervous pause) Does that scare you Jaxx?” Skutter Jaxx looked at a nervous Evelina with his claw head as he replied, “Naw Eve babe. Its cool. Am I supposed to do anything different from now on?” Evelina smiled as she replied, “No you’re fine, we can talk more about it when the pain goes away.”

After Skutter Jaxx and Evelina cleaned off in the bathroom they stepped into the living room and saw many drunken and half naked people in the room with Chuck. After asking the strangers to leave the room, Evelina made some coffee to help wake them up. At that moment Chuck came running from the guest bathroom in fear as he said, “When did you get a pet crocodile?” Skutter Jaxx and Evelina looked confused as they went to confirm what Chuck said. After opening the door to the guest bathroom, Skutter Jaxx and Evelina quickly shut the door and said, “That’s not our Crocodile. Does he come with the room? “ Chuck replied, “Not likely Jaxx.” Just then Chuck asked, “Where is the other guy anyway?” Skutter Jaxx and Evelina looked confused as they tried to remember what Chuck was talking about till they realized Jacky was missing. Evelina said, “Oh crap. Where did Jacky go off to?” It was then that they saw Chuck had his face painted in a Kabuki fashion. Evelina replied, “Well I guess we should look him around till we found them. After Skutter Jaxx agreed, they headed out to find the missing Jacky.

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