Batshit Insane

Boyd was sitting up on the examination table. "You're not going to steal my brain are you?" He slurred. He was doing well for someone who had just been colonic'ed and brain scanned.

"So as previously thought, Mr Boy..." "Boyd" "Is batshit insane. As I thought, and it looks he's no harm to the ship" Artemis said. Jade still didn't get why Artie actually did this.

"Why are you so worried about Boyd's health? That's my job." Jade asked as the pair washed off and tried to forget the procedure. "I apologize Dr. Black, I understand this is your field but I.....I see myself in Boy" "It's.....BOYD!" "Crazy, has no grip on reality, thinks that the corporation is trying to kill him, wears leather, that was me as a child! I was thinking if I could help Boyo" "Boyd! but you're getting closer you evil scum!" "That I could somehow...help myself" Artemis wasn't one for pouring his hear out, but he wanted it to be known that he didn't vacuum out another man's colon for gits and shiggles. "Well....okay" Jade began. "But don't overstep your bounds Dr. Pritchard" "Can do Dr. Black. And as for you, don't open that pink canister" Jade smirked. "I was being serious, that shit is weaponized chlamydia that I stole from Lanstrom. If you open that canister it'll be an interesting next million years!" Jade shot Artemis a quizzical look. "Whuh...why?" Artemis blinked. "Never mind" Artemis turned to Boyd. "So what so we do with him now?" Jade pondered. "I guess I'll report our findings to Jay and see what he wants to do" "Alrighty the Dr. Black, you get to that and I'll get back to cleaning up this awful mess."

Jade and Phi escorted Boyd out of the lab. Artemis got back to work, thinking non-stop about his childhood

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