Sir Admiral Dr. Wilson M. Chutney esq., PhD, DDS, BSc, OB/GYN

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"DR. PRITCHARD!" Seymour's voice ripped through the lab. "Seymour?" Alex said. The two men peeked into the main lab where Seymour was rolling around looking for Artemis. "I require your assistance in a....delicate matter....oh, what's this?" Seymour rolled up to the pet carrier. "Hello little doggy!" Toby grabbed Seymour and tried pulling him inside the carrier. "Seymour!" Alex and Artemis charged into the lab. "No Toby! You let that pompous ass go this instant!"
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As Alex and Artie went to free Seymour, Boyd saw the opprotunity to try and escape. He started wriggling and wriggling, he felt something move. His wriggling turned into violent shaking... Then finally... the bed flipped over.

Artie and Alex freed Seymour, and looked back to see Boyd trapped under the bed.

"Wow, you cannot keep him still can you? Well, we should help the poor thing before he suffocates." Said Artemis

Artie and Alex flip the bed over, Boyd was out once again. Artemis started shaking Boyd by the shoulders until he woke up.

"Now why did you have to go and do that you silly boy?" Said Artemis,

"Boy? Who are you calling Boy?" Said Boyd, but he said it in a distinguished British accent,

"Um, are you okay?" Said Alex

"I feel fine. Why? Are you not okay?"

Artemis stood next to the bed, scratching his chin. He studied Boyd as Boyd kept staring back at the Doctor. Artemis spoke,

"Excuse me, what was your name again?"

"I am Sir Admiral Dr. Wilson M. Chutney esq., PhD, DDS, BSc, OB/GYN of course! And who in pray tell are you?"

Artemis brought Alex to the side,

"Aha! A case of paranoia, and multiple personality disorder! This man is a treat!" Said Artemis,

"What do you plan on doing with him?" Alex asked.

"Oh I don't know, maybe try a few semi-painless tests and scans?"

"And by semi-painless you mean?"

"Extremely painful and uncomfortable? Yes. Now Alex, be a dear again and could you help me bring Boy, or Sir Admiral Dr. Chutney, into the lab?"

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