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Shut Up And Drive 2
Posted byPosted: Aug 27, 2013, 10:49pm
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Construction is a more practical use for one's time than some dinky little game! Besides, I'm a scientist!" "I don't think that building it by hand is...." Before she could finish, Artemis had collect tools, supplies, and the proper attire. "Fine...." Artemis slid his child sized goggles over his eyes. "Thank you!" He said in a low, creepy voice before skipping to his desired assembly location. Marylou lead the others to the factory where they assembled their carts.
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Jaxx watched as Evelina selected the frame of the Go-Kart she wanted on the menu screen then she ran to the next station and operated the balancing game to decide what ingredients went in her Go-Kart. She quickly kept out the unwanted junk from her cake mix. Jaxx was amazed as she made it look so easy. Then she ran to the baking game where she had to pump the oven heater to a perfect temperature. Evelina yelled, "YES! Perfection!" Jaxx drooled as he said, "Sweet Eve babe." Then Evelina ran to the decorating station where she added wheels, windows, steering wheels and lots of icing and sprinkles. When the car was completed it rolled out as Jaxx and Evelina were amazed at how it looked. Evelina's Go-Kart looked like a long sleek Go-Kart made from a Hostess Cupcake. I was covered in smooth silk chocolate icing with white curly icing stripes down the hood and trunk of the car. The black sparkles in the icing gave it a metallic luster. Even the Oreo wheels were glazed in the same chocolate with shiny black sprinkles. Evelina was over joyed with her Go-Kart as she hugged and kissed it.
Jaxx drooled as he said, "Your totally awesome Eve babe! I wish I could do that!" Evelina turned and looked at Jaxx as she remembered his ineptitude with technology. Evelina giggled as she said, "Ok Jaxx Lets go make you something cool." Jaxx jumped up and down like an idiot as he said, "You the best Eve babe." Evelina took Jaxx back to the the menu selection and scrolled through the menu till the saw the perfect choice for Jaxx. Jaxx drooled as he saw the choice Evelina found for him. Jaxx was bouncing happy as he said, "Awesome Eve babe!" Then they ran to the balancing game to select the ingredients. Jaxx was having trouble using the controls as Evelina was trying to coach him.
Jaxx got upset as he was messing up a lot and then ran to the balance board and began to punch all the bad ingredients away as he had to keep his balance on the moving board. After he finished he fell over and landed face first into the gooey batter. Evelina yelled, "Jaxx? Are you ok?" Jaxx jumped out of the goo and ran to the next controller with Evelina and began pumping the heater really fast. Evelina said, "JAXX! No to hot!" Jaxx replied, "Huh? Oh my bad Eve babe." Then Jaxx slowed down and got the temperature just right. Once the Go Kart was cooked it rolled on down to the next station where Evelina coached Jaxx on how to add accessories and icing to the Go-Kart.
When the Go_Kart came out Jaxx was in heaven as he began to do his happy dance. Evelina giggled at Jaxx being an idiot. Jaxx's Go-Kart looked like a large sparkly blue gummy shark with a white undercarriage. The shark body of the Go-Kart was sparkly translucent except for the white eyeballs with black pupils and white shark teeth. The wheels were made of translucent blue gummy lifesavers and the whale fin was made of translucent blue hard candy and sat on top of a blue translucent super-turbo jet engine. Jaxx and Evelina danced together like little kids till Artemis showed up.
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Some time later, the Dwarfers rolled out their completed carts. Artemis was waiting with a professional-ish looking cart. "I call it, lächerlich über komplizierte süßigkeiten wiedergabe des Mach 1! Or just the Mach 1 for short" True to it's name, Artemis' cart looked exactly like Speed Racer's Mach 1. "How did you do that?" Marylou asked. Artemis leaned in close and whispered "Science". "She comes complete with candy countermeasures, a souped up Quantum Cotton Candy Drive engine, a Wether's Original Caramel Hardcandy Alloy body, Oreo High Performance Tires, and yes, a monkey in the trunk!" "How?" a dwarfer asked. "Laying banana candy baited traps in the candy cane jungle and hours of shock-therapy assisted training!" The monkey popped out of the trunk and gave the group a thumbs up. "I call him Bubblegum" Artemis said proudly. "Wasn't the monkey from Speed Racer called Chim Chim?" A Dwarfer asked. "Uh....." "Why is the Cary's name in German if Speed Racer was Japanese?" Asked another. "No further questions, I am quite full!" Artemis blurted, having not thought up a better retort.
Once the Dwarfers were done showing their carts off, Marylou lead the, down to the race.
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Jaxx and Evelina were amazed by Artemis's go-Kart. Jaxx said, "Sweet ride Art dude." Evelina said, "That is so cool." Artemis smiled proudly in front of his Go-Kart as he replied, "Thanks."