Shut Up And Drive

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The rabble rose to a roar. People grumping and humping (not like that!) and shoving and bellowing and - though it sounded like the opposite - trying to help, and in most cases trying to save the others harm. The intensity was a bit like the echoey sounds of excitement you sometimes hear bouncing around a swimming pool - a sheet of NOISE.

Finally someone’s voice pierced the air, somehow cutting through the rest.

“I WILL TAKE IT!"
Everyone shut up.
"I will take the ring to Mordor!”

“What?” Someone asked, punctuating the sudden quiet.
“I mean… I will drink the potion.”
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Jaxx finally grabbed the bottle and raised it in the air as he said yelled, "CHILL OUT PEOPLE! Its cool that you all want to be the first one but, I'll do it since I'm like built the strongest and all." The others were shocked by what Jaxx had said but knew he was right about his construction. Evelina spoke up, "Jaxx wait!" Jaxx smiled at Evelina as he said, "Just a sip Eve Babe. I should be able to handle poison and all." Then Jaxx popped the top and took a small sip and handed it to Evelina as he said, "Hmmmmm.....it looks like." Suddenly Jaxx began to shrink to a foot and a half tall. Evelina yelled, "Jaxx your shrinking!"

Jaxx looked up at everyone with a smile as he said, "Sweet! now we can totally go through the door." As Jaxx looked up he began to blush as he could clearly see up Jade's skirt. Jaxx quickly turned and ended up looking up Evelina's skirt and began to blush and drool on the floor like an idiot. Evelina looked at Jaxx's silly face and realized what he was doing as she quickly covered up and yelled, "Jaxx ! Are you trying to get me mad?" Jaxx made a goofy grin and scratched his neck as he said, "Sorry Eve Babe for a second there I totally thought I was in Heaven." Evelina blushed as the other crew members giggled.

Then Jaxx said, "Well I guess I should look behind this wicked door and stuff." Then Jaxx walked over to the door and opened it. Jaxx smiled like a schoolboy as he looked through the door. Jay asked, "What do you see Jaxx?" Jaxx replied, "Its a land full of candy jay dude." Artemis asked, "Are you serious?" Jaxx replied, "Totally bro. It's like a forest made of candy and stuff." Evelina asked, "Jaxx are there any life forms in there?" Jaxx looked around and then said, "Yeah Eve babe there is like a race track and and candy cars with little kids driving like all serious and stuff. Come on in Eve babe it looks awesome. Evelina quickly took a snall sip and handed the bottle to the next person to her. After she shrunk she when with Jaxx into the candy land to see the racing kids.

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