Katfight!

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She continued to stare, all distrust and anger. Shit, how could I make her trust me? What would scrawny me – who I’m assuming she liked - say right now? I put on a dumb voice like his. “I don’t want anyone to hurt you Kat.” She stared. “Innit?” I added, for good measure, wincing as I realised Al might be a lot of things, but was not, in fact, a chav.
To convince her, I smiled reassuringly. Weirdly this did not help matters. I scowled and saw her face twitch towards the positive. Ah yes, of course he’s a miserable son of a bitch, I’m not sure I’ve seen him smile once. I kept scowling.
Bizarrely, in response to my downcast face, she nodded and said:
“Okay. Tell me everything.”
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‘Twalex’ explained how he’d discovered the entire Blue Dwarf crew had alternate selves in this world. He was putting on a good show alright, Katrina seemed pretty convinced he was here to help.
“So, where are the others?” she asked when he had finished.
Truth be told. He wasn’t sure.
“Most likely taken to Ra’s palace, where he can feed on their souls” What the hell. He figured, even if they’d all escaped, he’d please Ra by bringing Katrina to him, (and he might even be able to get her drunk enough to sleep with him voluntarily…and if not..well..
“sounds pleasant. Which way…”
Twalex lead her toward the palace. It was a few hours walk from the village across the desert, the two of them not talking much through the journey, eventually the palace loomed into view.
A thought occurred to Twalex.
If the other Alex is in the palace, at the feast…then…how will he get past the guards…
“We’ll have to sneak in” he said.
Katrina nodded, still seemingly unsuspicious.
Soon, Alex was helping her to climb a wall, grabbing a quick squeeze of her arse as he did so. She grimaced slightly, but gave him the benefit of the doubt that it was an accident before turning, and reaching down to help him up. They were in!
The moved stealthily across the palaces outer wall, before Twalex signalled to Kat that they were above the courtyard facing balcony of his quarters (which he hadn’t told Katrina was his) and the two dropped down from the ramparts onto the balcony and entered the room.
“I must change!” Twalex said.
“Change?”
“Er…yes, into a guards uniform…so we can move more freely about the castle…you can be my prisoner!”
“…alright…”
Twalex snuck behind a screen and stripped out of Alex’s overalls and into his own ornate clothing. He re-emerged from behind the screen, loin-clothed up.
“Shall we go…”
“You sure you don’t wanna fuck first?”
“Unbelievably so.” She waggled her wedding ring to point out her betrothal.
“You’re married? So what?!....who to?”
“Jay Chrysler.”
“That dweeb?!” He laughed out loud “Come on love, you don’t know what you’re missing…let Lexi show you a good time…” he lecherously leaned in to grab Katrina.
“Ugh…get off me!” She spat, struggling to fight him off.
“Come on, just a little bit…please I am helping you get your friends to safety!”
It was about this point, as Katrina was pushed backward onto the couch, still struggling that she spotted the large portrait of Twalex and Jaaaayday on the wall.
“You…this is your quarters? You work for the guy who wants to eat our souls?!”
“Little bit yeah.” Twalex replied “But that doesn’t mean we can’t fuck a bit…” he reached around and started trying to unhook Katrinas bra, but she managed to shift their combined weight enough to roll them both onto the floor so that she was now on top. She scrambled to her feet and delivered a swift kick to the happies (which were probably still tender from their earlier twistiness) and made for the door.
Twalex struggled to his feet, and hunched over, reached to grab her as she vanished around the door, and picking a random direction, ran along the corridor. He stumbled out the door and gave chase. Eyes still watering.
Katrina ran, not knowing where she was going. She took a right, only to find a dead end, so quickly wheeled around and ran back the way she had come, to take what would have been a left turn, and ran straight into Twalex’s grasp.
“Let go of me!” she yelled, struggling against his strength.
They wrestled for what seemed like forever, until Katrina managed to get some purchase and pushed all her weight against Twalex, and into the large stained glass window that adorned this stretch of the corridor. The glass shattered, and the both toppled through, falling over the window ledge and down to the floor far below them as they burst through. The window opened into the grand dining room of the palace, high above the floor, and the pair tumbled downward before smashing, Twalex first, and Katrina on top, onto the large dining table which currently hosted the feast which Ra, Hasina, Alex and Jade were in attendance.
“Uh..” Katrina said looking up. “Hi…”

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