stone sends for help

Stone trys to call for help. He Mix a wires and try to send a single out to Blue Dwarf that he is down on the planet. He manage to send out different singles. He dial in a intercom code Radomly to try to get a someone room.  Stone been running from Explosion all day. He talks into the intercom
 
woman- Hello
 
Stone- (heavy breathing) please I need you to (gasp Gaps)
 
Women- oooooooooo pervery
 
Click
 
Stone Dials it again
 
Stone- Pleaseseee (gasp) you (gasp gasp) I need you To Co…Co…… Come
 
Women- You sick freak. That it don’t call me down here again
 
Stone Dial another Intercom Number Radomly
 
Stone- Hello this is  Stone. I need help
 
Man- Stone Hu, This wouldn’t be Jacob Stone would it. Jacob Stone from the States
 
Stone- YES YES THAT ME
 
Man- The same Guy who put Clear Plastic wrap on the Urinals. The same Jacob Stone who slip Extra strength  laxatives in the food  befor then Filled the Toilet with Cement. The same Jacob Stone that I gave money  to film my wedding and ended up giving me a guy who make Snuff films Jacob Stone. The same one who after getting Drunk at that weeding, decided that the wedding would be that much Great if You Belch the Theme from Fame
 
Jacob- Larry
 
Click
 
Jacob called more numbers
 
Woman- Don’t ever call me again you Stupit &&%%& how dare you call me after what you did you %#$^%^. If you call again I will beat you like you stole something
 
Click
 
 
Stone- Well mom was a bust
 
 
Stone- Well I’m low on energy this is the last number I can call

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