Phil has a plan

Location : Phil's office
Time : just after hearing about the asteroid thingy
 
"BTW Phil, "said Saddam, "There's a hunk of asteroid about to hit a small planet, thought you might like to know."
 
"WHAT!!!!"
 
"Yep. True. Any ideas?"
 
Phil's mind raced like it had never done before. Here was a chance to finally prove he was worth his position as CSO.
 
Plan 1 - We use the Blue Dwarf ramscoop, set to blow,  to push the chunk out the way - Problem . Need to be close to the chunk
 
Plan 2 - We send a group of our miners out to the chunk to remote detonate it, ala "Armageddon" Problem - Dangeous and will take time.
 
Plan 3 - We soil ourselves. Problem - Doesn't help the planet
 
Plan 4 - We ram the chunk with the dwarf. Problem-We kill ourselves.
 
"I think plan 1 or 2 is the best. What do you think?"
 
"Get Nipples to choose. I wouldn't trust the captain."
 
"Why not"
 
"He's dead!"
 
"Oh!" and with that , Phil ran off to see Nipples to present his plan's
 
<<over to you Nipples>>