Nice Try Boyo

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Plisken stumbled upon Cass and this stranged thing. "Well rape's bad thing," said Plisken, driving his sword through the chest of the Hitcher. It feel over screaming. Cass was helped to her feet by Plisken and he carried her to the Drive Room that sat comfortably in the jungle.
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Along the way out of the underground caverns, Plisken and Cass heard and ominous voice from behind. The Hitcher said, "Now now me boyo is that anyway to say hello? HAAAAAHAAAA! You thin you cin stik O'le Baboo Yagu and be done with em eh? Well I got a a surprise for ya ole' cockney geezer." Just then The Hitcher belched a nasty green gas from his mouth right at Plisken and Cass. The smell was so vile that they both passed out.

The Hitcher then had his minions carry Cass and Plisken to the cells. The Hitcher then looked at Cass and said, "Don't worry lass we still gonna have some fun...Or at least I am. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Just as the Hitcher and the minions enter the cell chamber they are greeted by Jay, White Wolf, Jacky, Davie and Jaxx who are now free and ready for action. The Hitcher looked at his dead minions on the floor and then at the crew in shock as he asked, "How did ye get free?" Those bindings and cells get tighter as ye push on em." Jay just smiled as he answered, "They were a bit of trouble till Jaxx over there just ate them. Now we have unsettled business to attend to."

The Hitcher smiled as he reached for his accordion. Davie quickly threw his knife into the accordion and destroyed it. Davie said, "Not this time ya Bastich." The crew then attacked the minions as the Hitcher made a run for it in the maze of underground tunnels.