Experiments in the art of drink making - Episode Potatoe

Semi ooc:
This log or diary was found later, carved into, well a log. The ink had an odd smell and it was hinted at the trying to find out what the ink was would not be a good idea.
Also, despite what Phil is about to say or think, this entry is set in just one day.

Entry 1
Having left the cretins and morons behind, have decided to get drunk. Don't won't to be turning in to Elrond again. Have decide to try an ferment some alcahol from the local vegetables. Sadly howver Seymour is back at camp so will have to use what i belive to be a potatoe.

The vegetable matter femented rather quickly. I achived this by makeing a rudmentry still from some bamboo like thing i found and some sugar rations i stole when no-one was looking. Estimated time to first drink - 20 mins..a new record.

Entry 2
The first bath has been brewed/fermented. Smells like WW when he gets wet. Tastes not bad..Needs a tad of salt.. Have no salt so will try this weird white crystal i have found that looks like salt.

Entry 3
That wasnt Salt

Entry 7
I'm not sure where the last hour has gone. I appear to have woken up next to a traffic cone.

Entry 4
Rather oddly this drink is messing with my perception of time. At least that is what the talking sponge and starfish are telling me.

Entry 5
On advice of the pink starfish have decide to mix some more chemicals into the drink mix. Have been handed what looks like either an acorn or some kind of beetle.

Entry 6
Have named the beetle Ringo. Sadly Ringo reacts to the mixture worse then i do and has exploded. The sponge laughed so hard he couged up a lung. Thought sponged didnt have lungs?

Entry 8
Have used trafic cone to help with mixture 2. I belive i'm on the brink of something very good., but can't contrtae due to the spong constaly laughing..Am starting to think the starfish is in fact retarded. I will call him Justin.

Entry 8
Justin reacts worse to the new mixture then Ringo did. Mind you it has solved the problem of the nasty taste.

Entry 8
I think drinking that was a very bad mistake. Mind you that rash on my leg has gone, so there's something positive from this

Entry Potatoe
I'm feeling like taking this and dumping it in the local water supply, just to see what effect it has on the local plebs..and that i mean those who i had the sad misfortune to crash with.
The spong is urging me on and i'm not sure how long i can ignore him. He does make a compelling arguemtn in that i need some enteratinement and seeing them pissed and tripping balls would be amsuing

Entry %%6##
Have found a traffic cone

Entry flibble
Have covered myself in what i hope is mud to porotect myself from the locals flies. Just got stung by one on the end of my gentlemens sausage...hurts like hell. Have decided to take sponges advice and see what happenes to the locals when i give them this to drink. That Alex fella looks like he might be a good first subject

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