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Let me laugh even harder.
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When they got back to the camp the others were still talking about Phil. But they were also talking about the Belhaphasaran GELFS.
\"Where are they, anyway?\"
\"I thought you brought them!\"
\"Would this be a good place for them to live?\"
\"Bedge knows where they are...\"
\"Yes well, we can\'t exactly ask him, can we?\"
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\"GELFs?\" Molly asked. \"What do you have them for?\"
\"Long story.\" Jacky said. \"We went back in time one week to a planet we accidentally destroyed, so we looked around on it and were seduced by these women. Only they weren\'t women, they were GELFs who were going to feed us to a giant spider. Long story short we\'re helping them find a new home since their old one got blown up.\"
Molly got a silly grin.
\"Got some action then, didn\'t ya?\" she asked.
\"Uh, no...\" Jacky said. \"I was one of the first to figure the whole thing out, really. They strung me up and starved me for 3 days.\"
\"Couldn\'t get any action from a creature designed for sexual pleasure?\" Molly commented. \"God, that takes talent.\"
Jacky was miffed. Molly enjoyed this.
\"So, time travel, eh? Must be a sweet deal.\" she said.
\"Not really. We can\'t do it anymore, and Cass almost threw me into space when she found out my future self showed up.\"
\"Cass? What, the black haired one with too much makeup?\"
Jacky looked around. He was afraid of Cass, but he didn\'t let anyone know it.
\"You\'re afraid of her, aren\'t ya?\"
Well, so much for that, anyway.
\"Well, uh, yes.\" Jacky said.
\"You\'ve been starved for 3 days by rogue GELFs and almost fed to a spider, and you\'re afraid of one pessimist?\"
\"I didn\'t have to live with the spider for the rest of my life.\" Jacky remarked.
\"You\'re awfully polite, Mr. Kong.\" Cass said, standing behind Jacky.
\"SHIT\" Jacky yelled. \"Cass, C\'mon! You know I don\'t mean anything by it! It\'s just with all the death robots, and the fact that you could... well, kill us all if you wanted to...\"
Molly was laughing at Jacky\'s cowardice. Cass looked at him.
No, I mean she really looked at him.
She, like, burned into his soul.
Jacky couldn\'t hold it in much longer. He looked terrified.
Cass suddenly snapped back, looking casual.
\"That\'s fine and completely understandable, Jacky, I just wish you\'d been more polite.\" she said.
Jacky seemed to deflate tension like a balloon. Molly laughed.
"You laugh too much." he said.
This made Molly laugh even harder.