OooooOOOOOooooH!

<Observation deck - or any deceent portal>
Zack and Cubie were staring out at the planet below them. Zack
was on break, but still wore his street sign promoting Stewie for the
coveted manager position. He smiled suddenly. "Y'know - I never get
tired of staring out into space."
Cubie elbowed him. "Right. It's one of your favorite pastimes."
Zack pointed off in the distance. "Look! An asteroid!"
"This close to a planet. It's got to be a small moon."
"Oh."
Suddenly it exploded.
Zack clapped furiously. "WOW! That was great! What is this -
the fourth of July?"
Cubie elbowed him again. "You moron, this is a British ship."
"Oh yeah. So . . . they probably aren't celebrating the fourth?"
Cubie rubbed her temples. "Just shut up and watch the show, all
right?"
~Zack & Cubie - two civilians on the sidelines~